Review: Funzze 9″ Fantasy Dildo

I’ve loved seeing the rise of independent fantasy makers over the past few years, but one downside to this trend is the high cost associated with these products. Now, I’m not saying these toys aren’t worth the money, they certainly are. The time and effort that goes into creating a unique design and then handcrafting it to ensure maximum appeal and enjoyment and The safety is huge, and that’s not even taking into account the cost of the silicone, equipment, and all the other expenses and skills required to run any small business. But I also realize that it creates a divide between those who can afford it and those who can’t, so anyone looking for a cheaper option is more likely to accept, intentionally or unintentionally, a toy made from unsafe materials as a replacement. So when I saw that Funzze had their own version of a fantasy dildo, and it cost less than $40I knew this was something I had to investigate further.

Product Description

I always talk about the paradox of Funzze: low price, high quality. Their 9-inch fantasy dildo is no exception. But I have to admit that when I first requested a review of this product (that was a long time ago and its listing has been updated a few times since) I had ulterior motives. Despite being repeatedly promoted as a toy for beginners, 9-inch fantasy dildo emerges huge. I really think there must be an error in the list and I want to prove it. It’s not just the pictures online either, my partner saw this toy for the first time yesterday and was shocked and asked me if it was okay. It turns out, however, that the 9-inch fantasy dildo isn’t as intimidating as it might seem at first glance, with its size being larger in length than in circumference (the 7.5-inch shaft is insertable). In fact, its widest point is just a slightly At 1.55 inches above average, even this only appears briefly and then tapers off. Although the claim that the 9-Inch Fantasy Dildo is beginner-friendly carries the most weight, I was surprised by how soft it was (since it’s not listed anywhere), and this dildo is actually dual-density. This means the toy has an incredibly soft outer shell and a sturdy core, giving it a more realistic feel. Plus, the first few inches of the toy (and the balls!) are made entirely of softer silicone, which is great for easier insertion.

Of course, there’s more to this toy than just its size and density. As expected from its namesake, the Funzze 9″ Fantasy Dildo does avoid the typical realistic dildo design, although its overall shape is still quite phallic. This makes it a good one for those new to fantasy or textured dildos Coming to the point, it even has regular realistic testicles at the end of the shaft. Exactly what the fantasy depicted here is yet to be explained, I think it’s a wise choice for Funzze, personally. I tend to jump between two very different options: a dragon with repeating ridges on its scales, or a mechanical creature with raised bumps on its shaft and under its head that remind me of rivets. Whatever you do. What to expect, there’s a realistic-style head with a foreskin on top, while on the other end you’ll find a suction cup. Finally, the toy is made from black body-safe silicone and is waterproof, and its base means it fits both. Anal and harness compatible.

Package

I ordered the 9 inch fantasy dildo from Funzze on July 19th and received it on the 28th. As is always the case with the brand, the box is 100% discreet, with no mention of the sender or what’s inside. Another consistent aspect I like about Funzze is their packaging, the 9 inch fantasy dildo comes in a simple cardboard box with just a removable note on it for maximum reusability and discreetness sex. The toy also comes with a small card detailing Funzze’s one-year warranty, a gold branded storage bag that fits the 9-inch fantasy dildo perfectly, and a small user manual. I definitely didn’t expect that last bit, as usually dildos don’t come with instructions, so this little guide on how to care for your toy is a really nice addition to Funzze.

my experience

Despite my concerns about the size of this toy, inserting the Funzze 9-Inch Fantasy Dildo is actually somewhat easy thanks to its tapered shaft and super-soft silicone tip. Really, what’s most noticeable is all the texture, because that’s when all those ridges and little bumps really start to show. That being said, due to the smoothness and softness of the silicone, I didn’t find the feeling overpowering and instead felt like a gentle ribbing, despite a lot of variation in texture. So again, I really think this is an ideal toy for anyone looking to experiment with dildo textures on an approachable level. Plus, the ridges have the added effect of slightly stimulating my G-spot as they glide over, and this is reinforced by the gradual increase in size and subsequent introduction of a solid core, resulting in a satisfying stretch. This length allows me to bend the toy and better target key areas within my vagina for enhanced stimulation, although the biggest advantage its length offers is definitely the ability to use it to stimulate the A-spot. I find that inserting it gives me a higher level of pleasure, especially when paired with a clitoral vibrator like the We-Vibe Touch X. As for the balls, initially I thought I wouldn’t be able to feel them because of the length of the toy but I found that as I continued playing with it, it slowly became easier to insert the full length, thanks to the soft head which prevented me from Any common discomfort you might feel when inserting a toy too deep allowed me to instead enjoy the feeling of my balls hitting my vulva. Also, while I’m not inclined to use a suction cup, I do have to give a shout-out to how effective it is as a handle on this toy, which I really appreciate.

suction cup

Speaking of suction cups, the suction cups provided on the Funzze 9-Inch Fantasy Dildo are very strong and can stick securely to any flat surface. Plus, unlike the last Funzze suction cup dildo I tested (a mini realistic dildo), this toy actually has enough length to use it, making it perfect for attaching to a wall or floor for play. Of course, its length can also be a drawback, adding extra weight and flexibility that the suction cup needs to support, especially compared to much shorter toys like mini realistic dildos, but in my opinion the trade-off is definitely Worth it.

Cleaning and maintenance

Since the Funzze 9-Inch Fantasy Dildo is 100% silicone and waterproof, cleaning is easy. First, I recommend soaking it in warm water, then scrubbing it with a soft, spare toothbrush and soap, then rinsing. Let it air dry and then place it in a storage bag to keep it clean as it can attract dust and hair. Because it’s textured, you may also want to sterilize it from time to time, or when changing orifices or switching toys between partners, and while Funzze doesn’t mention a recommended method, you should be able to follow my suggestions. Finally, only use water-based lubricants with this product, as other types of lubricants may damage the toy’s materials.

final thoughts

I’ve been wanting to try the Funzze 9 Inch Fantasy Dildo for forever, not sure if it’s actually a real thing. Silicone fantasy toys for under $40? A 9-inch dildo for beginners? I am skeptical Until the last moment. But nothing could compare to my surprise when I first felt it in my hands and realized it was dual density! Usually reserved for advanced toys (although thankfully it’s slowly becoming more common), the soft silicone exterior finally made me understand why this toy is advertised as being for beginners, making it feel larger than it actually is Small. However, this just makes the price tag more confusing, but I think that’s the typical nature of the Funzze Paradox! Regardless, this toy is a lot of fun to use, and it’s a really great option for those looking for a way to introduce some unrealistic textures into their play while still maintaining a familiar penis shape, or As a cheaper alternative to other fantasy toys on the market. Not to mention for someone like me who likes a manageable but still padded girth, how great it will be during penetration whether you are a beginner or an experienced toy user!

You can buy the 9-inch Fantasy Dildo direct from Funzze for just AU$58/US$37.99!

Last updated: 06/11/24

Price at time of writing: AU$58/US$37.99

This post is sponsored by Funzze, but as always, all opinions are my own.