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Random thought, but for those of you who love dildos, have you ever stopped to consider how much bigger your toy is than your actual penis? Like, way, way, bigger! I look at my toys and then at myself and it makes me happy! 🤣 If you’re a person who can look at a 10-inch dildo and legitimately think “yeah, that’s just like me,” I salute you. All of this probably says something profound about human psychology, but I just find it kind of hilarious.
Random thoughts about dildos
05
Oct
Dildos trend larger than dudes. Average in the US is 5-6” erect; you have to look for “small” dildos to find one that size. Mine are all larger than I am, and it makes me happy and slightly impressed to know I enjoy using them for anal while my wife does not.
The toys are for her, not me. Likewise my stroker is impossibly tighter than she is so 🤷
I got a 7inch “girth” dildo with my ex a year ago and it’s BIG. However since then I still have the toy but have outgrown it in both girth and length. I can hold the dildo in front and see my entire dick now
I look at my dildos
I look at my dick
Bruh! Why the hell do you think i get 14″-17″ dildos? To say “yuh! That’s definitely me!”? Hell no, i get them because im aware no human in history, past or present, has ever achieved to be as close to my heart as the cold, indifferent industry of fantasy adult toys
I see those things and suddenly someone has to get an exorcist because i go out loud “FUCK ME!”
Woman here, I went out of my way to find a dildo in a manageable size. I’ve definitely fucked guys larger than my go-to toys
I think “that looks like mine” every time I unsheathe the 18” purple cock attached to my body. Then I get light headed with erection and can’t sit in a plane seat correctly.
I have a hearty 7.5″ Johnson… One dildo that mostly matches and more than a few that… Don’t 😂
*My* dildos are actually fairly close to my girth and length if not a little slimmer and shorter. But the one my wife got for pegging me is *enormous* in a kind of comical way. Doesn’t really bother me, TBH, and I do love the size.
Not 10″ but when you clone yourself you can definitely say “yeah that’s like me”!
Just today I did. I also chuckled haha.
I have hundreds of gigantic dildos and I’m above average for my actual member and it’s like. I would definitely not satisfy myself haha
I’ve actually compared myself to my partner’s dildos. I’m just as big, if not bigger than the ones they use on the regular
Most of mine are pretty close to my actual size, i think I have one that’s an inch or so longer but I don’t have any that are way bigger. Maybe I’ll buy one later though
Have ones that are like 50cm or 20inch long. And diameter up to 10cm/4inch 😅 yeah. That scares me. But the most scared one is my wife, when she sees new toy
Go big or go home!
I honestly don’t get it, I use dildos but at no point I ever thought my dick was as big. It’s even the opposite ! I have an average dick but using a dildo of my size would have no interest at all, what I like is big dildos 😁
Yes, I have small toys and big toys and some really big toys that I use on myself. My actual member is average length but a good thickness. Lucky my hole shrinks back to normal size after a good play session 😮
I am trying so hard to be able to take my husband anally. Wish I could graduate to his size. I need training or stretching. I love anal but my husband is too thick.
Well I’m about 5 and a half hard and most of my dildos are 9″ to 14″. Never really gave it much thought but it is kinda funny how much of a size queen I am but I’m not very big to begin with 😂