Note to self (and others)… don’t stick suction cup dildos in…

Last night, I was waiting for my wife to join me in bed. I thought it would be funny to stick a suction cup dildo on her forehead. Well…it worked and she laughed. Problem is, I woke up this morning with a big “cupping” style purple circle on my forehead. She laughed much louder this morning than she did last night, haha

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