Mr. Hankey’s Toy “Perfect Penis” – Girly Juice

Look, if you named your dildo “The Perfect Penis”, I’d be curious about it.

I like realistic dildos, so just the name and the picture piqued my interest. But then I read thisFrom the product description on Mr. Hankey’s website (emphasis mine):

Our perfect penis dildo sizes are Customization using artificial intelligencea unique approach to dildo design on the market. Our AI-driven process Considering the large body of research on penis size preferenceschoose dildos in various sizes Ideal balance of length and width — This distinguishing feature makes us the cutting-edge leader in the manufacturing of realistic dildos.

I was confused at first because every study I have Having read articles on penis size preferences that indicate that medium size tends to be the ideal size for most people (which makes sense), this toy is ridiculously large, much like the Mr. Hankey toy. So I sent them an email asking for clarification, and my contact at the company told me small The Perfect Penis size (6.5 inches insertable length, ranging from 1.4 inches to 1.6 inches in diameter) is designed based on AI-compiled statistical averages of preferred penis sizes from around the world, and this toy’s larger size is an enlarged version of that.

Since AI is a hot topic right now, this seems like a hot topic worth commenting on Let’s see if it lives up to its reputation…

Customization options and my selections

The Perfect Dick comes in 4 different sizes, from S to XXL. I already own a lot of realistic dildos that come in a range of what I would call “reasonable” sizes, so I wanted to go a little “unreasonable” with this one, at least for my own holes. I chose Moderate Size, with Insertable length 8″ and a Diameters range from 2″ to 2.25″.

This toy comes in 4 different firmness options and I decided to go with theModerate company” One, because I wanted it to feel similar to a real erect penis.

There are also a whopping 25 different colors to choose from (including some skin tones and a bunch of weirder shades), and I chose silver.

There is also the option of making a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole in the bottom of the toy in case you want to use it with a sex machine etc that uses the Vac-U-Lock system. I omitted that feature as I don’t plan on using it that way.

What I like about this toy

• I was nervous about its size at first, but after a proper warm-up, I was able to handle it and it felt great. I don’t consider myself a size queen – my favorite dildos range in size – but sometimes I do crave being filled up, or want to fantasize about the typical big-cocked alpha bro or something, and having a truly huge dildo in my collection is great for those occasions. Like many flesh-and-blood penises, this one has a slightly thinner tip than the rest of the body, which makes insertion a little easier.
• Medium hardness is A++. I usually prefer dual-density silicone for realistic dildos because with them you get a satisfyingly firm core. and It’s a comfortably soft exterior, but this one is single density and I think the medium firmness strikes a good balance. My vagina stretches open on first insertion, which can be a little uncomfortable, but once I warm up to this kind of stimulation, it allows for satisfying pounding, and having something hard to squeeze against makes my orgasms even more intense.
• Some penises have a coronal ridge, which makes you really appreciate the genius of nature in designing it, and this dildo gives me that feeling, too. This ridge is simply fantastic, especially at this medium hardness and drenched in lube. It strokes the entire front wall of my vagina, and it also allows for more targeted G-spot stimulation if I aim there. (As for A-spot stimulation, it’s not quite as good at it because it’s too thick to nestle there, but it can pound that general area, which is good enough for me considering its many other pleasurable features.)
• The surface texture of the entire toy is very realistic, which is both stimulating and ExceedIf you like excellent Of the textured dildos, this one might not be your cup of tea as the texture is relatively subtle, but I like that it provides a little bit of “resistance” against my vaginal walls without being uncomfortable.
• I love these balls! Not only are they cute, but they’re also practical. The heavy base of this toy makes it easier to go hands-free because I can wedge the base of the dildo between my body and the bed and then rock against it while using the clitoral vibrator.
• Without a doubt the dumbest thing on this list is: MonthI put this dildo on my desk and use it Daily As a phone stand. I hold my phone upright on the ball, resting on the axis. This way I can tell when texts come in, etc., without the phone constantly tipping over with each alert vibrating, which was a problem I had before. It also doubles as a stand for my iPad mini (see below), e-reader, books, etc., which is really useful for someone like me who often references various materials while writing. I will literally keep this toy on my desk and continue to use it like this (when I’m not using it, you know, other way…) because it’s the perfect addition to sex writers

my business No Love this toy

• Pretty much everything I can write about here is just a matter of personal preference – it might be too big, too hard, too realistic, etc. for some users; you can decide for yourself if it’s the right dildo for you (so to speak). The only substantial downside worth mentioning, in my opinion, is that it’s pretty heavy for a silicone dildo, as you’d expect from the looks of it, so it’s not always easy for me to push it with my sore hands/arms. But as mentioned before, it can be more or less hands-free, so that’s not a big deal.
• Oh, yeah, and it’s probably too heavy to use comfortably on a strap-on dildo. You could try — the company recommends using a 2.5-inch O-ring — but I think the ball would be a problem.

Final Thoughts

As an advocate for body positivity, I try not to use phrases like “perfect penis” — not only because they can make people feel bad about their bodies because they don’t live up to what I’m claiming is “perfect,” but also because what’s “perfect” for me may not be perfect for you, and vice versa. Mr. Hankey’s puts it this way on the product page:

Understandably, some people would not consider this to be their perfect penis, if you are that person, please browse our website as we are sure to have the perfect penis for everyone in our store.

That being said, Mr. Hankey’s Toy Perfect Penis is indeed a beautiful penis that would be just as fit on an ancient Greek porn statue as it would be swinging between the legs of a modern porn star. Feel It was also very exciting, like an exaggerated cartoon of penis insertion. always Want to feel this intense? Fuck no. Do I want it? It’s really bad When I do want them? Of course. The Perfect Penis can satisfy my needs.

This is the third Mr. Hankey toy I’ve reviewed in the past few months (check out my previous reviews of Captain’s Hook and Oni), and I’ve been impressed with all of them. They’re all high quality, beautifully designed, and extremely customizable. Their dildos can fulfill just about any fantasy you can imagine, from being fucked by a sex robot to riding a banana. It’s so comforting to see a company take pleasure in creating such beautiful, delightful toys. They may not be “perfect,” but each one is. someone’s The perfect version, that’s what matters.

This post is sponsored, meaning I was hired to write an unbiased and honest review of this product. As always, all words and opinions are my own.

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