Morning sex can improve productivity and job satisfaction.

They knock boots before clocking out.

The key to success? Morning sex! According to a new risqué report, taking some NSFW action at sunrise can make employees more productive and give naughty 9-to-5ers better access to job perks like raises and promotions.

“Full-time U.S. workers who had sex in the morning before work reported the highest levels of productivity (71%), task completion (70%), concentration (58%), motivation (57%) and job satisfaction (54%),” study authors from online pharmacy ZipHealth revealed in October 2025 survey results.

Excellently, The cock toots.

But data shows the benefits of making out at dawn aren’t just internal. They can also increase revenue.

“Nearly one in five U.S. workers (19%) who have sex in the morning say they received a promotion in the past year, a higher rate than any other time of day,” experts said. “More than half of U.S. workers (51%) who have sex in the morning say they received a raise in the past year, more than any other group.”

Getting laid is worth it.

To gain insight into the value of a morning binge, researchers surveyed 1,000 U.S. workers across a range of age groups, from Gen Z in their 20s to Baby Boomers in their 60s and older.

The survey results show that baby boomers who are raising families and Gen

But professionals in certain professions start their workday busier than others.

Marketing is the number one industry filled with AM sex enthusiasts.

Hospitality, manufacturing and construction occupy the second, third and fourth spots respectively on the X-rated list.

The entertainment industry ranks among the top five working people who love rolling in the hay in the morning. (Does “entertainment” include journalists? Ask a friend).

Surveys show it’s more energizing than coffee. Surveys show that more than 35% of employees (from executives and business owners to entry-level workers) believe that morning sex gives them a better daily boost than caffeine.

Investigators have also found that early intense cravings can have mental health benefits, too.

“Americans who have sex in the morning report the highest levels of happiness, confidence and emotional stability,” said an insider.

Those who felt pleasure at dawn reported “68% higher overall happiness, 63% higher emotional stability, 58% higher confidence and self-esteem, and 49% higher stress management” compared to office workers who had sex after get off work.

“Intimacy in the morning consistently ranked highest across all measures of emotional and mental health compared with other times of the day, such as evening or late at night,” the authorities noted.

A trip to Pound Town at sunrise is the best around.

“In a culture obsessed with productivity, one of the simplest and most enjoyable things to do may already be in the bedroom,” the researchers said.

“A little connection in the morning could be the secret to feeling happier, more confident and, yes, even more successful at work.”