No Harris, no hump. Without Trump, there is no pumping.
According to a recent report, devout patriots are willing to impose the ban to ensure their preferred presidential candidate becomes head of state.
“In a world where politics seems to affect every corner of life, it turns out that even the bedroom is not immune to partisan divides,” wrote the study authors at virtual pharmacy ZipHealth.
Researchers surveyed more than 1,000 American men and women to determine how political affiliation affects sexual habits, preferences and behavior.
Sex experts have found that 50 percent of Democratic women will drop hay rolls before Election Day, Nov. 5, to secure Vice President Kamala Harris in the Oval Office.
The single sisters are also joined by a staggering 41 percent of Democratic men who also don’t mind keeping it in their pants before Harris makes a big splash.
On the other side, however, only 31% of Republican men are willing to drop their support for Trump.
It seems the Republicans have to own it.
But it’s not shocking that the White House race is turning people into chastity.
The battle for the presidency has deeply divided the country, with supporters on both sides fervently supporting their choices — no matter how those pledges of allegiance affect their personal lives.
While some voters are trying to protect themselves from electoral chaos, such as a bride-to-be enacting a “no talking about politics” rule at her upcoming wedding, others are hopelessly worried that messy disagreements will ruin family gatherings during the holidays.
Well, the time these two spend together has been wasted.
ZipHealth’s research shows that radical Republican and Democratic advocates don’t just differ politically.
Investigators found that erectile dysfunction trends also differed among men from opposing sides.
The data shows that “Republican couples (29%) are more likely to have erectile dysfunction (ED) than Democratic couples (22%).” “Among patients with ED, Republican couples (53%) are more likely than Democratic couples (43%) to use ED medications.”
But when it comes to grotesque fetishes, the findings reveal that, privately, all Yankee Doodle Dandy have similar tacky tastes.
“Role playing” and “orgasm control” were listed as two of the “most common kinks” for both men and women.
There are at least some things the nation can agree on.