Lovense Mini Sex Machine Review: Little Package, Huge

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Today we’re going to put a magnifying glass to the Lovense Mini Sex Machine – everything from design and sound levels to product comparisons and personal testing experiences. This way, you can have a better idea of what’s going on and if this particular compact sex machine is something you want to add to your collection. There’s lots to go over, so grab a drink, get comfy, and let’s get straight to it!

What is Lovense Mini Sex Machine?

This machine is a younger sibling to the full-sized Lovense sex machine. It’s meant to be something people can move around from room to room (or location to location) without as much hassle as a larger one. The main ideas for this little guy are “compact, lightweight, and easy to assemble” with a more affordable price tag. It also has adjustable angles and heights through the clip system (which we will look at soon).

For those who prefer visuals:

Basic Features:

Next, let’s look at what exactly you would be paying for – this is just an overview, don’t worry the actual testing results are after.

Materials, Build Quality & Design

The build quality is surprisingly impressive. Many small sex machines are glorified thrusting dildos on a platform that can’t handle much pushback, but this fuck machine is just a condensed design of the larger version.

• Stainless steel thrusting rod and base bars with rubber end caps
• An ABS plastic cover over the stainless steel frame
• ABS plastic control box/dial
• A metal pull clip attachment with a vac-u-lock end

All in all, it’s sort of a “cuter” design than its big brother

Functionality and Features:

Speed & Intensity: This mini fuck machine hits a top speed of 260 thrusts/min (sometimes referred to as RPM). All you have to do is turn the red dial (or use the app) and things get fun really quickly. But don’t worry, the lowest level is slow enough you can get used to things and find a comfortable position. Also, always make sure the machine is in the OFF POSITION BEFORE YOU TURN IT ON AGAIN.

Compact & Portable: It’s about half the size of the regular Lovense Sex Machine and has only one thrusting bar, but that means there’s less weight and space to take up. It’s light enough that you don’t need to buy a storage box. The product box it comes in is good enough.

Vac-U-Lock System: You get 1 dildo included with the mini sex machine, but that doesn’t mean you’re restricted to only that one. The connector has a Vac-U-Lock end, so any toy on the market that uses VCL will go with the machine. Also, there are a ton of “adapters” out there that can change the end even further to hold things like Fleshlights, etc.

Adjustability: You can change how long or short the thrusts are by removing the side panel and adjusting the position of the rod. Also, you can change the angle or height of the machine by unlocking the leg clips.

App-Control: It’s Lovense, so of course there are all the Remote App capabilities. You can control the fuck machine locally or connect it through the app and control the speed on the toy panel. This makes it perfect for long-distance relationships that want something extra sultry.

Safety Points: The red speed dial also acts as an emergency stop. Just press it and the machine freezes.

Measurements & Specs

Inside You’ll Get

• 1x Lovense mini sex machine
• 3x Cables – power box cord, outlet cord/plug, and controller cord/box
• 2x instruction manuals – one for general tips and the other for assembly
• 2x legs with cross-bar bottoms
• 1x thrusting bar with screw-end attachment and pull lock sex toy attachment
• 1x realistic dildo
• 1x vac-u-lock attachment
• 2x hex keys (AKA hex wrench, Allen key/wrench)

Compatible with:

• iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch iOS 14.2 and later
• Android 5.0 and later (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)
• Mac (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)
• Windows PC (needs a Lovense USB Bluetooth Adapter to connect)

Cleaning & Care

Sex machines need more maintenance than regular sex toys. But assuming you’re not someone to squirt everywhere, cleaning this machine is fairly easy.

• Dildos and Attachments: Take these off wash them with warm water and gentle soap, or a sex toy cleaner. If they’re silicone, remember to not use silicone-based sex lubes, because they can degrade the material and turn it into a sticky, gluey mess. After washing, dry them completely before putting them back or storing them.
• Machine Body: Unplug the machine and then take a damp cloth and wipe down the body (and cords if they need it). While gentle disinfectants are okay, don’t use strong cleaners or rough cloths that could scratch the surface or mess with the electronics.
• Storage: Keep the machine in a cool, dry spot. If you’re not going to be using the machine for a while, you should disassemble it and put it back in the box.

Noise Levels

It clocks in at around 60db (not including any moaning or happy screaming you’ll be doing). So it’s a fairly quiet and discreet fuck machine for home use. To put things in perspective, here are some examples:

• Rustling leaves (around 20-30 dB)
• Cat purrs (around 20-30 dB)
• A stream or brook (around 30-40 dB)
• Soft rainfall (around 50-55 dB)
• Normal conversation (around 60-70 dB)
• Vacuum cleaner (around 70-80 dB)

Since this isn’t a toy that’s going to be anywhere but a private room (or sex club if that’s your flavor), the noise levels aren’t much to worry about. Just make sure your walls aren’t paper-thin.

Discreet Shipping:

You’ll get this portable sex machine in its brand box – but also in a plain brown outer box for shipping. This way, no one will know what you’ve ordered (if you’re shy) OR if you’ve bought it as a gift. Also, keep in mind that the shipping label will NOT read “Lovense”, instead it will be the holding company. You’ll also notice any online or credit card billing won’t use the brand name either – another nice layer of anonymity.

Price vs. Value

The $399.00 price tag is around average (for what you’ll be getting). And while it might be tempting to look at the basement-bargain versions, remember, this is a product you definitely “get what you pay for”. But if it’s still too steep, you can always wait for a holiday sale.

Personal Testing & Review

While I’m always excited to try a new sex toy, I was particularly ravenous when this arrived at my door. Although, with the brown outer boxing, I didn’t even register that it was my mini sex machine at first (that’s how compact it is). I gave this little guy a run for its money, and here’s what happened…

Unboxing: The First Impressions

The machine is packed differently than other Lovense products. There are foam ends that hug the machine and other parts, so it’s kept safe during transit. There are also a lot of parts in their own baggies. The box can also double as storage or a travel case. I liked this simple addition. All in all, packaging gets a 10/10.

Set-Up

I’m the kind of person who normally doesn’t look at the instructions – at least when it’s straightforward. If it was an IKEA product, I would be screwed, but since I’ve assembled sex machines before, I didn’t even need to look at the booklet – it was that easy. But I did go over it to confirm (don’t follow my lead – it’s very much a “do as I say, not as I do” situation).

All you have to do is (1) slide the base bars through the clip holes and then lock them (you might have to tighten the bolt on the other side so it’s secure. Next, use the Hex key to (2) loosen slide the base bars to whatever position you need (then tighten it to keep things in place). Finally, you (3) screw in the thrusting bar, attach the dildo, and put all the plugs where they need to be.

Using the Mini Sex Machine

Now I know they tell you to put it on a stable surface (like the floor), but my place is tiles and my back did not feel like laying on them. Instead, I put it on my bed and used my feet to stabilize the base bars so the machine didn’t flop around.

I didn’t adjust the stroke depth (I just went with the default) and maneuvered myself into position. It’s also worth mentioning I put a condom over the dildo and slathered it with plenty of water-based lube. This way, it was easy and comfortable to insert. I also didn’t put the toy in too far but kept it shallow so I could test the thrusts first.

I started on the lowest RMP – it was nice and slow and it let me wiggle towards the machine so it would hit that sweet spot depth-wise. Then, after a few minutes of getting to know my new friend, I carefully upped the power. Mid-point is a very nice place to lay back and lose yourself, but when you hit max speed, well, let’s just say I had to muffle my moans so the neighbors didn’t think I was in the middle of an exorcism.

But the fun didn’t end there.

I was able to find someone to control the machine through the Remote App, so I could see how the long-distance connection worked.

And let’s say … it worked VERY well. Having another person control things makes teasing and edging a yummy/frustrating reality. And, good news, you can use the Lovense mini sex machine for anal stimulation – and you can bet I tried that too. The thrusts and speed differences were divine. Plus, since it’s a plug-in sex toy, that means there’s no recharging. I can’t count how many times I’ve wished my other sex toys would endure longer sessions, but now I have one that won’t quit on me. In reality, it’s like a sadistic pleasure Dom that won’t stop until you forget what country you live in.

Cleaning was also easy. There’s only to detach the toy and wash it thoroughly plus giving the machine a quick wipe down with a clean, damp cloth. Storage-wise, it was small enough to not have to be disassembled – rather put it in my closet with a towel over it to keep the dust bunnies at bay.

I also should point out that I didn’t get to test EVERY aspect of the Lovense Remote App (like sound reaction or music sync), but you can bet it’s next on my list.

All in all, this was a fucking great fucking machine and get’s a well-earned 5/5 stars.

Don’t Let The Size Fool You

Lovense Mini Sex Machine is a fusion of big potential in one small frame. At 260 stroke per minute, it delivers more powerful orgasms than a traditional sex toy. Are you ready to give in until you give out? Limited supply, so get yours now!

Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Pros & Cons

How to Maximise Your Mini with the Lovense App

Lovense Remote App Features

Here’s where things take a big turn from the other Lovense sex toys. Normally, you would be able to use all the app features, but since it’s a fuck machine, there are some that obviously don’t apply.

• Long-Distance Control: Control the thrust speeds from anywhere in the world.
• App Games: There are free in-app games (like speed typing erotic poetry) where the sensations sync with the action.
• Multi-Toy Management: Control multiple toys at once. You’ll be able to use the machine with things like the Gemini nipple clamps, clit toys like Hyphy or Domi 2, and even anal sex toys like Hush 2 (assuming you’ll be playing vaginally).
• Adult VR & Video Sync: Vibrations link with VR content or adult films for an intensely immersive experience.
• Music & Music Video Vibes: Vibes follow along with music videos or playlists for a different kind of play session.
• Ambient Sound Reaction: Let your toy react to the sounds around you, from the softest whispers to the loudest beats.
• Pattern Replay: Relive your favorite patterns or sessions with saved settings for a repeat of those perfect pleasure moments.
• Interactive Gaming Sync: If you can somehow find a way to use your keyboard and mouse, there are a ton of spicy game titles that have partnered with Lovense and synced the sexy parts with toy reactions.
• Audiobook Sync: Add an extra layer of enjoyment to erotic stories as thrusts match the audiobook’s narrative.

How to Connect Your Sex Machine to the App

1. Download the Lovense Remote App from the App Store (for iOS) or Google Play Store (for Android).
2. Open the app and create an account or log in if you already have one.
3. Turn on Bluetooth on your smartphone.
4. Press the red control button to turn on the sex machine.
5. Click the  icon in the top right corner.
6. Tap “+” to search.
7. When you see the mini sex machine appear on the list, tap it to add it to your toy options.
8. Toggle to “on” to make it pairable or controllable.

Mini Sex Machine vs. Other Toys

Not sure if the Mini Sex Machine is the best Lovense option for you? These two other sex toys are worth looking at.

Lovense Mini Sex Machine is best for those who want intense experiences without the higher price tag or those who are interested in these toys but aren’t sure if they want to invest in a bigger one. Also great for cam models or those who will need it in different locations or rooms.

Lovense Sex Machine is a better choice for anyone who knows their sex toys and wants something that will make them forget what year it is. It’s also the best option if you want something that can use two toys at once (whether for partner play or cam model pair-ups).

Lovense Gravity Thrusting Dildo is a great option for anyone who wants the idea of a sex machine but without the larger size and price point. For vaginal and anal players it’s a solid choice. It’s also a great transition for beginners who want to try more intermediate play.

Other Mini Sex Machines

To know if you would want the Lovense mini sex machine, it’s also a good idea to look at the competition – which is massive. There are a ton of cheap choices all the way to high-end powerhouses. However, you’ll also notice that the designs usually fall within three categories (obviously leaving out the unique outliers). Prices and quality will vary, but here’s a quick look at what you’ll find in your explorations…

These are often called “Capsule” sex machines. They have a distinct pod-like structure with a suction cup base. Some are generic white brands that are just of Alibaba stock OR they can be brand names (like the image above, which is “Hismith“). Functions, toys, apps, and price points will be all over the place, as will the quality. These need serious research before you buy.

These are usually called “machine gun” sex machines. They look like power tools attached to a platform. These are usually the cheapest sex machines someone can buy. But remember, you get what you pay for. The power is usually weak and the “many included sex toy attachments” (which is the biggest selling point) are often made from materials that are not safe for the body.

Finally, we have the ones that are smaller designs of bigger toys. This particular machine is from the company F-machine. They make a range of high-quality options – each with its own tweaks or special features. This particular one is their version of a mini sex machine and sits around $250 – one of their cheapest toys. This brand is not only known for power but also for reliability.

Final Thoughts & Verdict

It doesn’t matter the brand or product, I always try to look at the positives and negatives. However, I struggled to find any real disadvantages with this little gem. Everything I pointed out was either personal or minimal. All in all, this is a great mini-sex machine that deserves some consideration if you’re in the market to buy one.

Small Size, Large Thrusts

Experience Lovense Mini Sex Machine! Compact, lightweight, and effortlessly portable, this powerful device is designed for your pleasure anytime, anywhere. With easy assembly and no need for recharging, it won’t stop until you do.