Kinda embarrasing. How do i get rid of it?

Soo about 2 years ago I bought a life size sex doll off ebay. It was about $125 and i was just curious what it would look like blah blah blah.

Anyway, used it once and then hid it. After having some guilt of buying it, I didn’t tell my gf…and it’s been hidden ever since lol. I want to get rid of it but idk how? Should I just drop it off on the side of the road somewhere taped in the box? Or find a dumpster at night and try to toss it in before someone catches me?

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