Paris, the city of lights… the city of love… and the host of the Olympic Games in 2024. It’s time to buck up and set a personal best with your toys, which come second so you can cum first.
The Olympics is an international event that tests the strength, stamina and endurance of athletes. While the athletes are busy sprinting and swimming, we can imagine the various competitions taking place in the Olympic Village.
Let’s be honest, with all those fit, adrenaline-filled bodies, it’s bound to be a hotbed of hormones once the games are over. Apparently, the sex lives of Olympic athletes have been a big deal at past Summer Olympics.
“Sex has always been [Olympic] Village… The athletes are at the peak of their physical fitness. After the game, they want to release their energy”
Former Olympic long jumper Susan Titke
So we’ve picked out a few standout newcomers who might just win gold in a completely different type of competition…
Happiness on the balance beam
Show the judges how you can move and strike a pose that takes your breath away.
As the first step to building a dynamic Olympic dream team, Poser rivals the best floor exercises in balancing excitement and style. This posable bunny can strike and hold poses so you can focus on winning the gold medal.
Erotic Equestrianism
Get ready to excel in the competition by wearing a stylish riding whip that performs well in dressage competitions.
With glittering crystals studded on the handle, the Bondara Luxe Glamour whip is the perfect marriage of form and function, giving you a thrill of victory with every swing.
Plus, if you’re short of a mount, you can give your mount a ponytail hood to make it the prettiest pony in the show.
Since the AIDS crisis began, condoms have not only brought home medals, but have also been regularly distributed at the Olympics. This year, Paris provided 300,000 condoms for the Games!
Soaring butt-letics
Reach new heights of anal ecstasy and prove you can jump over the pole.
It takes training to steer the B-Ass-Illisk beast, but once you’re committed, it’ll be an exhilarating experience as you explore the depths. This 24.5-inch scaly beast is a champion’s choice.
Butterfly stroke feeling
Get yourself into a freestyle frenzy and share a couples vibrator with your teammates.
The Butterfly Stroke features the throbbing stimulation of a butterfly vibrator, gracefully combining power and speed to release waves of satisfaction.
Furthermore, with the remote control and the wearer’s body fixed, your hands are free to perform the breaststroke.
Cardboard beds were introduced at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics as eco-friendly furniture, but they quickly attracted attention as people questioned whether it was okay to have sex on them.
Passion in fencing
Thrust, push back, go all out! Slamalot is a double-ended dildo that will give your partner the bang they want, every time.
Very suitable for kinky defeatPlay around with this alluring saber from our Monster series that comes in a variety of textures. It’s the ultimate match between you and your desires!
On alert!
During the 2012 London Olympics, gay dating app Grindr crashed due to heavy usage after the teams arrived. They were either looking for teammates or trying out local talent…
The climax of the game…
You’ve got the gear, now go out and add some more notches to your Nikes (or bedposts).
Check out more Olympic hopefuls on our Latest News page and find more partners for victory laps.
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