Sound insulation

‘Tis the season of celebration, which means everyone is invited to join in the festivities. It’s great that everyone can come together to celebrate and exchange gifts, but let’s be honest, you want to eliminate someone in the peace and quiet of your home without fear of getting caught.

Now it’s time for you to get a little creative. Layers of blankets, duvets, cushions and pillows can work wonders to dampen the vibrations of your trusty travel bullet. They can also help suppress pleasant sighs or odd moans.

There’s nothing wrong with turning on the TV or playing some music to mask the sound of the vibrator, although you probably won’t hear anyone coming upstairs!

Schedule alone time

A well-timed “headache” can strike at any time. It would be a shame if you scheduled one before your family’s traditional Christmas walk. It’s more believable if you’ve been drinking Bucks soda since breakfast. In the afternoon, using a food coma as an excuse to take a nap is perfect. Your guests won’t suspect a thing.

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On the other hand, don’t feel like you have to “stay up late” just because of your host—thank them for the celebration and politely excuse yourself from “going to bed early.” If you feel the story you’re telling, fake a yawn and stretch.

Choose the right tool

This time of year is the time to give yourself a high. Orgasms are known to release a hormone called oxytocin. Also known as the “cuddle” hormone, it helps reduce stress. So by arranging a little one, you’ll do everyone a favor during the tense celebration.

When it comes time to play quietly and quickly, it pays to choose the right toys. We live in a world where technological advances benefit our daily lives, including our happiness. From rumbling vibrators to buzzing butt plugs, let us find you the best help to get you out of your jam without letting the whole house know what you’re doing.

Glass Toys – Non-motorized glass dildos and anal toys are my go-to and obvious choice for quiet play. They are available in a variety of textures and sizes to provide different stimulation.
Hustlers – I’m always surprised at how quiet Hustlers are. The pulsating sensation provides a different sense of pleasure and an alternative mechanism, meaning quieter sessions.
Grinder – Bondara’s grinder is perfect for the carnival time this Christmas. Easily concealed between layers of packaging when you’re not riding in the car. This will be your sled to take you through the day.
Pocket Cat – For the men out there, I have some comforting and happy news for you. A tight and discreet pocket pussy can deliver a wave of pleasure. Remember the lube and enjoy!
Anal Toys – In my personal and professional opinion, there’s nothing a standard butt plug can’t do better. Guys, don’t knock it until you try it!
Cock Ring – Treat yourself to a harder erection and longer strokes this Christmas with a cock ring.

Tub/Shower Camo

Similar to *Soundproff the Vibes*, use your allotted bathroom time wisely. The sound of running water can help mask any pleasant sounds, making cleanup easier. Remember, people may be using the facilities after you, so don’t leave any toys behind!