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The spooky season is upon us once again, so why not provide more horrifying examples of sex toys?
But even if Halloween comes and goes, these sex toys will always stay in our minds…either because they’re super cute or creative…or scary enough to leave a mark in our memories.
Let’s see what this year’s harvest is…
Cannibals from outer space
The toy’s description reads: “Purple ogres are so 1958! Forget them and say hello to your new alien overlords—the cutest green monster sex toy you’ve ever seen.“
We soon discovered that this is a toy suitable for men—— “Instead of being a sleeve, this little space guy slides along a shaft.”
It’s made of PVC and ABS plastic, which isn’t too bad. I have to admit, it’s pretty cute.
Holy water plug
Ready to exorcise a demon?
I could only find it on the listing page, but even if it’s no longer for sale, it’s worth picking up this holiday season.
For those who don’t know yet, it’s a plug that goes into the penis. It also has a hole in it so that people can pee out of it.
Alien female genital eggs
It doesn’t have as much detail as I would like, and my overall feeling when I first saw it was “meh”.
However, I give it a lot of credit for taking the idea and running with it, and extra kudos for making it out of silicone!
Keep in mind, this is an Etsy toy, and one review said they found tiny hairs embedded in the silicone – probably lint I guess.
Pad Skellington
It took me a second to figure out what it was. I also had to go to the Etsy page to confirm my suspicions.
Yes, it’s a silicone pad for grinding — with bumps and other sensory textures added to the skull.
It’s pretty cool and has good reviews. Horror sex toys are definitely a win!
Frank ‘F@cker
Another Halloween list also features a pocket vagina, but with an open mouth, like a vampire, so this is the perfect opportunity to add another horror-themed masturbator.
There’s nothing suspicious here – the silicone, shape, and casing all look good.
Bad Vibes Talking Vibrator
Yes, you heard it right… a “talking” vibrator.
The toy itself isn’t anything special – just a simple plastic toy with a creepy face printed on it.
The talking part, however, is what’s “terrible.” When a man uses the toy, the man’s voice gives all sorts of excuses as to why he can’t perform. Like “Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow.”
Candy…something
I’m not sure if this is Halloween or not, but since it looks like candy corn and the beads are kind of like candy necklaces, it looks fun.
I wouldn’t buy it though – it looks like it would be hard to clean, and I have no idea what material it’s made of. I know it doesn’t fall into the “horror sex toy” genre, but it’s still worth a look.
Horror Bunny
That’s not what it’s called. I actually don’t know what it’s called.
Masquerade, horror, love rabbit? Whatever it is, it definitely falls into the horror sex toy category.
However, I have a feeling that whoever made this was going for something serious, but the final product looks like an amateur baker tried to make something from Pinterest and ended up with the biggest fail ever.
Skull Cock Ring
Nothing weird here – just a silicone cock ring that looks like a skull. I like it!
It’s from Etsy, but it’s a spinoff of Geeky Sex Toys, the same company that makes the Thor’s Hammer dildo and the Death Star ball gag.
Their RIP spanking paddle (which looks like a tombstone) looks great too!
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Which of these would you actually try? Share in the comments!
