Holiday Meal Themed Sex Toys – The Sexy Way

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Are you surprised that there are so many sex toys and sex devices in the world that you can make a Thanksgiving theme out of them? Come on…you don’t seem to understand the Internet…or people…or Rule 34.

So for fun, laughs, and confused looks, I present to you…

Sexy Thanksgiving Sex Toy Dinner.

enjoy!

notes: I should be disclaimerful, though (for this and all the other sex toys in this article) – I have not tried them and cannot guarantee that they are made of body-safe materials or come from reputable sellers.

radish

Peel some root vegetables and roast them with a honey glaze. Delicious. After all, they are a staple in winter holiday meals.

You’ll also find long, hard edibles that have their own porn genre or methods for homemade sex toys. You can also trust the Japanese to make miniature dildos disguised as vegetables with “cute” written on the packaging.

Turkey and Chicken

Do you know how hard it is to find chicken or turkey sex toys? And it’s hard to find disturbing pictures of people doing questionable things with rubber chickens. You’re welcome.

But while this is one of the few toys I’d actually consider buying, this chick is from the Chinese Alibaba/AliExpress site, so I’m not sure if their silicone promises are true or worth the risk. Still, it fits nicely… and it’s cute.

Cranberry Sauce

I don’t like the idea of ​​this two-in-one lube and massage oil (flavored things used internally usually don’t work well). I think I’ll stick with using it as a massage oil only. I hate strawberry flavor, so this might be a good substitute. JO has also proven to be more reliable when it comes to sex products.

Corn on the Cob （Relationship）

Grill some corn on the cob and slather it with butter and enough salt to give someone a heart attack = delicious food.

Not only does this sex shop make toys out of silicone, they also have more fruit and vegetable sex toys than you could ever imagine – peppers, cucumbers, asparagus, peppers, carrots, apricots, raspberries, etc. It’s your one-stop shop for all your sex toy making needs.

Soft bread

OK. OK. I know this one is a bit of an exaggeration. But any bread masturbator or sex bread idea will eventually lead you to UrbanDicionary.com… so no. We also can’t have Thanksgiving dinner without some sort of wheat/gluten injection. Heat up these breads and eat them!

Butter for bread

The best thing about these butter condoms? They don’t taste like butter. We don’t need that. They’re just a great way for companies to promote their brands while promoting safe sex. Now, smearing some butter on your veggies has a whole new meaning.

pumpkin

Come October, you’ll be tripping over pumpkin spice every five steps you take. And you know why? Because it’s delicious. You simply can’t have a good Thanksgiving dinner without pumpkin pie! (Take your pick.) Or maybe you prefer “candied or savory pumpkin” – that’s fine too. We got you covered (or in this case “plugged in”).

Apple Pie

Maybe you prefer traditional fruit? This season, apple pie will warm your heart—and this apple masturbator will warm your genitals. Choose between a candy apple heating gel (for external use only) or a masturbation sleeve.

Coffee and dessert

OK, you’ve had your fill of the seasonal treat. Now it’s time to end the day with a hot cup of coffee. Pjur is a great lubricant, so I’m sure your drink will have some cream in it, too.

Are you hungry? horny? Maybe both? Maybe a little scared. In any case, happy holidays!

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