Bride and groom can’t agree on wedding size and style – so

“I do” sold separately?

Typically, newlyweds are often given handkerchiefs monogrammed with “his” and “hers” to celebrate their holy matrimony.

But luxurious linens were apparently the last thing on one uncompromising couple’s list as the picky fiancée treated herself to separate “his” and “hers” weddings.

“She wants a small wedding and he wants a big wedding,” one outraged Reddit user explained about their unnamed sister-in-law’s unconventional wedding plans.

“Instead of compromising or collaborating, they each had their own wedding.”

For their unconventional wedding, the “boujee” bride arranged a destination micro-wedding held just over three hours from the duo’s hometown.

Instead, her groom organized a large party locally.

The post said the soon-to-be-married couple had found different venues, hired staff and created two different gift registries – sparking outrage from readers.

“This is the stupidest, most self-centered thing I’ve ever heard,” scoffed one outraged commenter.

“This is crazy,” said another, before blasting comments like “They’re doomed” and “They’re money-grabbing scammers.”

“I definitely won’t be attending two weddings,” wrote an equally offended onlooker.

“Absolutely not [buying] Either two different gifts,” another person gushed.

But unfortunately for Reddit users, skipping or omitting one of the rituals isn’t an option.

“We have to go both,” they shockingly revealed in response to a comment. “[My sister-in-law] Just a little crazy and already having a tantrum about it. “