Breakthrough Porn News: Hatler Gurius exits shooting 4

Just like the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, some news is too shocking to report immediately. But Hatler Gurius says it exits here. Yes, you read right, the guy who once claimed to be a super successful porn star now claims to make only $30 a day and then walks away.

He walked away alive and left many unsolved problems.

Will his porn award happen?

Will he be behind 711?

Will he still photograph his cock?

Will his Super Duper Money make the porn server room start?

Will he still sue trpwl?

Can he still afford drugs?

Will his lifelong contract be cancelled? Or did you make $9 in cash for some young Soldado?

Will he be in the XBIZ Hall of Fame?

Will his herpes outbreak subside?

Will he come back to sign with ATMLA?

Will he have a spike D, adopt a young African child, and then be arrested for selling it on eBay?

I don’t understand a person who claims to be the most demanded male talent of all porn, making only $30 a day. To expand on that, Johnny Goodluck may add more, and most of you don’t know who that is.

I have some other great Hatler posts, but if he quit the porn I don’t know if I can do it