Bangers Mega Tight Fucker Review

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I’m lucky that my friends are also sex toy enthusiasts – so I can use their toys and experiences in my own articles without any qualms… but hey, as long as we are delivering valuable information to the masses, then it’s fine. Yes, they agreed to loan me their Bangers Mega Tight Fucker. I didn’t steal it from their closet (I saved it for the Hitachi Magic Wand, hehe).

brand Overview

“Bangers” appears to be a line of male masturbation toys – like condoms and dolls. Beyond that, the manufacturer appears to be “Hidden Desire.” However, when researching the manufacturer, all social media and other websites either come up blank or simply don’t exist (as of around February 2018).

This could mean a lot of things. Either they are no longer a public facing company and are just making toys for other people (distributors), or they have been sold or gone bankrupt. Who knows. And, for the purposes of this article, it probably doesn’t matter.

But be aware that if you’re looking for any Banger products, it seems your only option is Amazon.

BANGERS MEGA TIGHT FUCKER Details

• Price Point – Between $8 and $20, depending on the seller
• size – 7x14x8.5 cm / 2.7x 5.5×3.3 in
• Place – Made in China, imported from Scala, Netherlands
• in – 1 sleeve, 3 rings, 1 instruction manual, plastic packaging

Material

The box says “Realistic Love Skin” (trademark) but that’s just a fancy way of saying TPE with some other additives they didn’t want to list. The inside is soft and feels like a vagina. There’s a “vagina” opening on the outside and a shaft inside that I guess looks like muscle.

Overall, it looks and feels like a regular, soft TPE case.

However…

The material on the outside has a very odd feel to it. When you run your fingers over it, it has a subtle but odd texture – like a soft cat tongue is the best description I can think of. Personally, my friend and I found it quite uncomfortable. I guess it’s partially functional (which I’ll get to shortly).

use it

This is a standard masturbator – nothing special. However, by adding one or more rubber rings, you can change the tightness and the position where you experience more intense sensations. This is probably due to the outer texture (the surface doesn’t let the rubber ring slip, especially when using it with lubricated hands).

I kind of like this idea. You can personalize it while solving common condom issues – masturbators aren’t always one-size-fits-all.

My friend’s biggest complaint was the other end of the toy. There was an opening there (which is common), but after you “did your job”, the leftovers would either collect at the top of the toy or spill out the other end. The only way to fix this was to make sure you had tissues nearby while you played.

There is also a hole on the other end that confuses me. It might be for a vacuum lock (the toy is too soft). However, it cannot be used for air or pressure (it doesn’t connect to another tube). It might be for the feel of “anal” play, but there is no internal texture and the shaft is very short. Not sure why it is there.

Pros and Cons Review

+ Adjustable via ring

+ Soft lining

+ Realistic interior textures

+ Open ends for easy cleaning

+ If you are bigger, then open ending

+ Affordable (Find a deal)

– Strange exterior textures

– Open ending can be confusing

– There is an extra hole for no reason

– Attracts dust like a magnet

– Storage case required

– The instruction manual is applicable to general sex toys

– “Novelty only” disclaimer on packaging

BANGERS MEGA TIGHT FUCKER’S FINAL VERDICT

I don’t love it. But I don’t hate it either. The price is the best thing about this toy – it’s not overpriced. If you’re just starting out or on a budget, this might be a good toy. However, if you’ve played with Tengas or Fleshlights (or similar toys), you might feel like this is a step down.

5/10 – It’s OK.

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