Astrological Update: Aquarius Season 2022 | Aldult Toys Blog
The future is now, friends. It’s time to get weird and wonderful. Welcome to Aquarius season.
On January 19, the Sun moves from dynamic Capricorn to eccentric Aquarius, where it will remain until February 18. After all the hard work you’ve done under the sign of Capricorn, this season is sure to bring lightness and fun to everyone, no matter your Sun sign.
Aquarius energy is curious and playful. They love to ask questions and solve big puzzles. They are as self-confident as they are socially conscious. They are fiercely independent and the ultimate advocate for personal freedom. They want you to be your best self, and not just for yourself, but for the greater community. Because Aquarius knows better than anyone: if we all live our truths, we can stand taller and stronger together. And that is the key to true freedom.
Because it is represented by the water bearer, this fixed sign is often mistaken for a water sign. But it is actually entirely airy. (It is this mix of water aesthetics and airy vibrations that makes the sign innovative.) Pebble (our most Aquarian toy.) When we remember that the air element is related to matters of intellect and communication, this becomes much clearer. Aquarius has a sharp mind and a nimble tongue, ideal for asking big questions like “Why?” and “What else can we learn here?” and then taking those big ideas and turning them into solutions to all the world’s problems.
Eccentric is another word that is often associated with this sign. But it is not scattered; there is a firm statement in this eccentricity. The truth-telling water-bearer reminds us that we can stand strong in our individuality and do what we want because we want to; because that is who we are. For where is the fun in being like everyone else?
Following the rules is not Aquarius’ style.
Capricorn season has been all about building the systems and structures, the rules of our lives. Aquarius loves nothing more than breaking those rules, picking them apart to see what really works and what needs to be reset.
Yes, going against the grain is easy for Aquarius, because innovation and nonconformity go hand in hand. You have to be a bit of a rebel to lead change. Being firm in your convictions rather than going with the flow just because someone else says that’s what you “should” do? Aquarius can’t understand that, because they don’t believe in “shoulds.” The only thing you “should” do is take control of your own life, because stronger individuals mean a stronger community network.
Aquarius energy is the rebel with a cause.
Retrograde “A” Atmosphere
As this season kicks off, the personal planets of Mercury (the planet of mind and communication) and Venus (the planet of love, wealth, and connection) will both still be retrograde. But by the first week of February, all of the planets will be direct (moving in their usual direction across the sky), giving us a nice boost from all sides.
Despite what many astrologers and internet memes would have you believe, retrogrades are nothing to fear. It’s true that Mercury tends to disrupt technology when it’s retrograde, and both of these retrograde planets make it more likely that we’ll hear from an ex (or make us want to be the person to reach out after a period of silence). But these periods give us time to turn inward and reflect on what’s going on beneath the surface.
They encourage us to slow down and take time to digest before taking action, like hitting send on the message. These retrogrades are saying: Is this really the time to reach out to this person? Taking a moment to think can’t hurt.
Here are some tips to make the most of your Aquarius season:
Indulge your curiosities
If you needed a sign to let your freak flag fly, this is it!
Feeling a little curious about kink or BDSM but don’t know where to start? There are plenty of options out there. You can start by fueling your imagination with a few perverted erotic stories or videos that explore the dynamics of kink. This is great for personal exploration as well as starting a conversation with your partner. If you’re not sure how to approach the topic, you can direct them to the story or video of their choice and simply ask, “What do you think?”
Or maybe you’ve already done your homework and are ready to take it to the next level. Then why not head straight to the collection of The Essentials of Kinky PlaySee what you like and go for it.
Get the blood circulating
Aquarius loves adventure. This sign rules the circulatory system as well as the ankles, calves, and shins, the parts that connect the body to the world around us. A long walk or, better yet, a hike in nature, will get energy and blood flowing throughout the system and stimulate the lower body. Bonus points for receiving or giving a good calf massage when you’re comfortably seated at home.
Discover high-tech toys
Aquarius is arguably the most tech-inclined sign of the zodiac. The rapid evolution of technology that we have witnessed over the last two decades is nothing short of revolutionary, and Aquarius truly enjoys seeing it.
Sex toy technology has come a long way in this area, including long distance sex toys which can be controlled by your partner from anywhere in the world.
Teledildonics, toys that can communicate with an app or another toy using wireless technology, are really making waves, and more and more companies are developing mobile apps to pair with their devices. From Kiiroo’s vibrator and masturbation sleeve combo to the ever-growing collections of app-enabled toys from We-Vibe And Satisfyingthere’s a whole new sexy world just waiting to be explored.

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