The Best Long-Distance Sex Toys – The Best of Black Friday

One day I was on the phone with a new distant date and I complained, “How am I going to spend the next few months without sleeping with you?!” The fact that this guy and I probably won’t see each other in real life again until the New Year is a huge consternation because, frankly, I want them to break me up.

They smiled kindly, as if they understood exactly how I felt – and then they said, “Innovations like this this will help. At the same time, the Lovense Lush Mini inside me was buzzing sharply at that moment. I gasped as I felt their teasing touch from 2,500 miles away, as they slid two fingers into me while they lay on the bed next to me.

These “teledistance” techniques (as they’re called in the business) still amaze me every time I use them. As a horny, sleepy young man in the early days of social networking, I never dreamed of the day when even my most distant crush would be able to fuck me senseless without even setting foot in my country—and that it could actually feel intimate, romantic, and hot. The internet has undoubtedly brought many evils to the world, but I consider teledildonics to be one of its more positive achievements, a major advance in humanity’s ability to connect.

All of this is to say: telesex toy company Lovense is having a Black Friday sale right now, and I’m more than qualified to tell you which of their toys you should snap up, whether you plan to use them alone, with a partner nearby, or with someone who lives hundreds (if not thousands) of miles away from you.

Lush Mini G-Spot Vibrator (full review here) – $129

My current favorite in the Lovense range, it’s comfortable, quiet, and has a nice rumble. My G-spot is Very Can be picky about vibrations, but the deep resonance and wide range of these vibrations made them feel wonderful, even during long sessions lasting up to 2 hours (!!). The shape of this toy is perfect for G-spot stimulation and even allows me to squirt. Very magical stuff.

Edge 2 Vibrating Butt Plug – $89

This is one of my favorite products to use on partners—especially partners with prostates—because it has two different motors that you can control individually, one for massaging the perineum and the other to target the prostate more directly. The angle of the plug is adjustable, so whether you like a lot of pressure on your prostate or not, it’s a good choice.

Domi 2 Wand Vibrator (full review here) – $89

It’s no secret that I love wand vibrators, so of course I love Lovins wands! It’s not as boomy/powerful as some of the full-size wands I’ve tried, but its strength range is still impressive, and I like its petite profile, which makes it more accessible than those heavier wands. It’s even small enough to be used in certain positions during PIV intercourse.

Ambi Bullet Vibrator – On sale for $35! !

Probably the best deal of the entire sale! Ambi is Lovense’s answer to other rumbling bullets like my beloved Tango X. Its cool handle shape makes it easier to hold in a variety of positions, and its shape gives you tons of feel options, from broad pleasure to precise pleasure. If you’ve always wanted to experience Lovense’s legendary roaring engine, the $35 Ambi might be the best deal you can get!

Flexer Dual Stimulation Wearable Vibe – $89

Interested in best-selling Lush, but prefer a product that stimulates the clitoris? Flexer is for you! Its inner shape curves directly to your G-spot like the Lush, but it also has an outer arm that delivers deep, rumbling clitoral vibrations. A must-have for lovers of mixed orgasms – and it’s also comfortable when “used up” (especially with a good water-based lube, reapplying as needed), so perfect for discreet public scenes.

Nora & Max 2 Rabbit Vibrator + Vibrator Set – $179

One of the coolest things about Lovins’ teledildonic toys is that some of them can “talk” to each other, making long-distance sex feel more like sex. For example, the faster you push the Nora Bunny vibrator in and out of yourself, the stronger the vibrations of your partner’s Max 2 Stroker will be… Or, the faster you push the Max 2 Stroker in and out, the stronger the vibrations of your partner’s Nora Bunny will be. My wife and I love using these toys together and individually, and this Black Friday sale is a great deal for this duo!

This post is sponsored, which means I am compensated to write fair and honest reviews of these products. As always, all writing and opinions are genuine and my own.

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