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The toy is small enough to fit in a sock

Drew Barrymore

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Every holiday actually requires us to fill our stockings with candy. Own tiny beauty products. Funny, cute, occasionally useful trinkets—but rarely worth coveting. What if – hear me out – we ignored this age-old advice and went all-in on sex toy stocking stuffers?

Now, I’m not suggesting that you stuff a full-blown rabbit vibrator into your (or your partner’s!) socks, or that you load up on the biggest dildo you can find. (But if you feel the need to do this, by all means!) I’m just pointing out that a lot of sex toys are stocking sized – hell, some are pocket sized. These toys can easily Concealed in standard stockings. In fact, you could probably stuff some stuff in there.

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Rest assured, almost every sex toy on the market has a storage-friendly version. Want a tiny rabbit vibrator? You get it. Want to downsize your classic wand? Be cared for. Want a new clitoral vibrator, or a bullet vibrator, or one of those penetrating vibrators with a remote? All of these (and more) come in decent sizes and are generally affordable. Just remember to give them to loved ones who really want them (and won’t be embarrassed to open them), such as partners and friends, not your parents-in-law.

That being said, why would you want to limit yourself to nail polish colors you’d never wear? Or a candy you don’t really want to eat? Or is the frame too small to fit the actual photo in? There are so many fun sex toys in the world that you can’t continue to indulge in these unnecessary gadgets. You don’t have to give them up completely; treat yourself to some small things that you really want. Then, buy yourself some small sex toys that you really want. Don’t hesitate to hit the buy button as many of these toys are still on sale for Cyber ​​Monday!

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A version of this story was published in December 2019.

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