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97 Sexy Things to Say During HJ
Want to give your man the best handjob of his life and make him completely obsessed with you? Enter: handjob and dirty talk!
For some people, swearing can be hard to swallow.
Many people feel embarrassed at the thought because they were never taught the basics.
But don’t be afraid! This article will provide you with more than enough content to work with. Think of it like eating at a buffet: use your favorite phrases and leave the rest!
Looking for some next-level handjob dirty phrases guaranteed to get heart-wrenching, cock-stiffening responses?
Whether you’re new to dirty talk or a pro, this handjob dirty talk guide has something for everyone.
enjoy!
Handjob Dirty Talk: 97 Sexy Things to Say When You Give Him a Handjob
What to say before masturbating
Do you think you can only say dirty words when his member is in your hands? Think again!
Half the sex appeal of a handjob comes from the anticipation he feels when he knows it’s coming.
Before you get your hands on him, get his engine running with some handjob dirty talk below. You can text him ahead of time or talk to him before the show.
– I can’t wait to feel your cock in my hands
– Are you ready to feel my slippery hands on your cock?
– I love seeing your cock get hard through your jeans/pants/underwear
– Today I just want to treat you
– Lie down and let me take care of you
– Don’t worry, I will take care of everything for you
– You’ve done so much for me, baby…it’s all about you.
– You have the most perfect cock…I love it so much
– I can’t wait to make you feel so good
– Make my hands wet and slippery… I’ll make them extra slippery for you
– Are you ready to let my slippery little hands make you feel so good?
– I don’t like dry ones…I like wet ones, I like slippery ones, I like juicy ones…
– Yes, nice and lubricated…just like that
– Such a beautiful big cock for me to stroke
– Well, yes… I can see you becoming nice and harsh to me
– I love feeling your cock getting harder for me
– Yes baby, get your cock hard for me so I can make you feel so good
– Look how fast you get hard… you can’t even help yourself around me
– I love how easily I can turn you on…
What to say when masturbating
Assume the lube runs out and his erection is in your hands. What now? When things are going well, what should you say to make things go smoothly?
The following words will make the whole act even sexier. Pick a few of your favorites and use them the next time you treat him to a slippery good time.
– Your cock is so hard
– I like to feel everything nice and wet
– Do you like seeing my little hands around you?
– How does it feel?
– I love the way it feels in my hands
– Do you like this?
– I bet you love the feel of my hands, don’t you?
– Do you like when I walk so slowly?
– Seeing/feeling your slippery cock really turns me on
– Do you think I can make you cum like this?
– Hmm… do you like it when I touch the nib like this?
– I’ll keep you on edge forever…
– Will I make you cum? we will see
– I love serving you and this beautiful cock
– Look at those tight balls… I bet you can’t wait to cum
– My hands can barely wrap around you
– OMG I love stroking your cock so much
– Do you like it when I spit like this?
– I love your big, thick cock
– Yes, you like it when I tease you like this
– Have you thought about this today? You want it, don’t you?
– Yes, that’s it…just like that
– I smoked pretty good, didn’t I?
– Do you like it when I squeeze you like this?
– Yes, I will make everything go well… drain you to the last drop
– You want to cum so bad, don’t you… Is this what you want?
– Yeah, let’s get you nice and close… let you squirm for a while before I break you down
– Keep breathing, baby… don’t give up, okay? Let’s let the cum swirl around in there for a while
– Yeah, right there, baby.
– I can make you cum if I want to… and I’m not in a hurry, no matter what
– Want me to make it wetter?
– I love seeing you squirm when I touch your head
– Would you like me to walk faster?
– I can’t wait to feel your cum dripping onto my fingers
– Do you like it when I hit you on the head like this? Um…yeah, you know
– I love having this nice, wet cock in my hands
– I bet it’s hard not to cum when I touch you like this
– Let’s see how fast I can make you cum
– I don’t know how long you can last when I touch you like this.
– Yes, you like me playing with your balls, don’t you?
– So nice and sloppy…I can’t wait to get all your cum in this wet fluid
– Your cock is perfect.
– I love hearing my hands shaking on your big, hard cock
– Tell me when you’re going to cum
– You can’t ejaculate yet
– You can cum when I say you can cum
——Yeah…feels good, right?
– Yes, do you like that I am a nasty little girl to you?
– Well… look at all the pre-cum…
– Look at that throbbing cock… I can feel you getting ready to cum for me
– I can see how much you like this.
– Would you like me to tease that head a little?
What to say when he’s about to ejaculate
He was squirming around, breathing and moaning differently. You could tell he was close to climax. It’s time to mix things up.
As he approaches climax, add these phrases into the mix to really push him towards the climax.
– I can feel you getting harder.
– Hmm… I can feel you getting closer.
– I can feel all the cum building up inside you
– Are you ready?
– Are you ready to give it to me?
– It’s time to cum
– Your balls feel so full… you just want to explode in me, don’t you?
– I can’t wait to see how much of a load you put on me
– I want you to shoot your load everywhere
– Yes baby, I’m ready for a load of cum
– Yes, I want you to cum for me
– I want cum all over me
– Oh my god, I want to cum so bad.
– Yeah, my pussy is getting wet just thinking about how you’re going to cum on my hand
– I’ve been waiting all day for this hot load and I’m a good girl for waiting patiently for this
– Please give me your cum, I want it
– I’m a horny little slut…I want you to cum all over me
– Yes baby
– Cum for me
– I want you to cum
– Can you please give it to me?
– Yes, I want you to put all your burden on me
– You can give me everything…you don’t have to be shy…just let it all come out
– Yes, are you ready? Hmm…I can feel it coming
– I’ll keep squeezing you until you’ve got every last drop of cum inside my big, tight balls
Talk dirty when he comes
The moment has arrived. He was actively climaxing.
What should you say to ensure this will be an orgasm he’ll never forget? Use the following phrases and he will love you forever.
– Oh yes, give me all your cum
– Wow!
– Yeah, fuck, you gave me exactly what I wanted.
– Yes baby, I want to drain your balls completely
– Oh my god, yes.
– Hmm… give me a hot load on my hand
– Yes, yes, keep coming, this is perfect
– Let your cock squirt all over this pretty little face
– Yes, cover me with your cum… I want to feel like your dirty little whore
– I need it… give it all to me
– Give me every last drop
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Handjob and dirty talk What to say after he ejaculates
at last! The semen came out and he was a mess… What should you say to avoid the awkward silence?
Any man will love hearing the following phrases as he basks in post-orgasmic bliss.
– Yeah, look at that huge load
– Wow, you came so much
– I love the sound you make when you cum
– Wow, look at the mess we made.
– Well…thank you
– I love stroking your beautiful cock
– I like to bring you happiness
– You make the best sound
– I love being covered in your cum
– Hmm…is this interesting to you?
– Your body is so beautiful
– Well…I love doing it…I’ll do it for you anytime
– so perfect
– I really love you
– I’m already looking forward to the next time we do this again
What now?
Okay, so let’s say you’ve mastered the handjob dirty talk, you’ve checked out the sexiest handjob positions, and you want to take your skills into the realm of legendary status. Where do you go from here?
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Whichever path you choose, I wish you all the best and a passionate, loving, deeply satisfying sex life.
Committed to your success,
Jordan
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