What is Cupsland Twirl 1.0?
Twirl 1.0 is a blaster that is currently only Products made by Cupsland. (more like cupLand, am I right? ! ) I’m used to reviewing products from companies with extensive catalogs that throw spaghetti at the wall year round to see what sticks; in contrast, Cupsland puts all of their, uh, cups in one in the basket. But I still respect this choice!
You might think, from Twirl’s spacey aesthetic, that it would vibrate or squeeze, or indeed, rotate – but this is actually a non-mechanical stroker, which means you have to manually move it up and down, or secure it somewhere (like between the mattress and box spring of your bed) so you can push it in and launch. It has a feature that Cupsland calls “patented three-level rotation,” which allows you to adjust the tightness of the toy while you’re using it by rotating the cap on the end of the toy to one of three tightness settings.
Cupsland wanted me to put the Twirl to the test, so I asked my spouse if she would mind sticking her dick in it, and for the sake of science… let’s discuss the pros and cons we found.
Advantages of Cupsland Twirl 1.0
- I really like the aesthetic of this toy. I think it’s neat that the casing has an ultra-modern, stylized look, while the sleeve itself has a more humanoid, vulva-like look.
- Also, I think the look of the toy is from juice It’s so different from a standard Fleshlight that it may not be immediately recognizable to onlookers, so it’s more discreet than many other batters I’ve seen.
- The internal texture has ridges and nubs, and my partner said these feel strikingly similar to the natural ribbed texture of the vaginal wall around the penis during PIV. The texture itself is softer and less intense than some other strokes she’s tried (including some Fleshlights); she thinks this makes the Twirl better for longer periods of time when you want to pump something out, as the texture feels good, but Not overstimulating to the point of prompting premature climax.
- The sleeve gets tighter as you go deeper, which feels great for my partner – although she only enjoys the full depth when taking the sleeve out of the toy’s shell, for reasons I’ll explain below.
- Like more and more strokes produced these days, this one comes with its own drying rod. It’s made of highly absorbent material; after cleaning with soap and water, simply insert it into the toy and the drying bar will absorb the moisture, allowing the toy to dry faster and more hygienically. This makes the often tedious cleaning process much easier. The toy can even stand on its own on the pole when dry.
our things No Like Cupsland Twirl 1.0
- Our biggest issue (so to speak) with this toy is that it’s too small for my partner’s dick. She has a large penis (about 7.3″ long x 1.8″ diameter) and even with lots of lube on the loosest setting, she could only get about a third of it into the toy, and it was so tight that it didn’t Comfortable. Delightful. However, it feels tight even with 3 fingers inserted, so I imagine this would also affect some people with smaller dicks than my spouse. At one point, she tried removing the soft inner sleeve from the hard outer shell and just using the inner sleeve itself as a knocker; It’s more comfortable/easier and feels better.
- Although Cupsland’s description of the product claims that adjusting its tightness is “effortless,” my spouse found that it was actually very, very difficult. It takes all her strength and she’s the girl I turn to for help when I can’t open a pickle jar/wine bottle/dildo box so I don’t think it’s possible I Doing this with my chronically sore/weak hands. As such, this isn’t a very disabled toy, at least if you plan on adjusting the tightness (which you should, as that’s the primary function of the toy).
- Like many tappers, this one is made from a proprietary material (in this case, “NaturSKIN”) that is almost certainly porous. This is usually fine for penis toys as penises are generally not as prone to irritation/infection as vaginas, but it does mean that the toy won’t last as long as a silicone stroker and will stick to a certain amount of penis superior. Bacteria won’t grow even after thorough cleaning.
- Speaking of cleaning: the twirling is annoying, like most strokers. The closed design of this product makes it a little more cumbersome than it would otherwise be, although the inclusion of a drying rod (see above) helps make up for this, as does the fact that the sleeve can flip inwards – out Cleaning.
- The $60 price tag on this toy is a little underwhelming (so to speak) since it’s non-mechanical, and you can get a lot of great non-mechanical beaters for under $40, including some made by Knockers made of hole material.
final thoughts
While I thought the Cupsland Twirl 1.0 had a really cool design and interesting interior texture, it ended up being too tight and difficult for my partner and I to use and really enjoy. Once the sleeve of the toy was removed from the casing, she was able to orgasm by stroking herself with the sleeve of the toy, but the sensations weren’t as intense as she’d gotten with some other strokers.
However, if your penis is on the small side and you want a smooth-looking, adjustable stroker with authentic internal texture, the Twirl 1.0 may be just what you’re looking for. Why not give it a spin? …Uh, I mean, a whirlwind?
This post is sponsored, which means I was paid to write a fair and honest review of this product. As always, everything I write here is my honest opinion.