Traveling with toys, this happened

Discarded for obvious reasons. I thought you’d enjoy my misadventures. A few weeks ago I bought myself an Aneros Helix Syn V prostate massager. I haven’t had much chance to use it yet because my wife doesn’t like butt stuff (no matter who’s butt), so she told me I could use it on my own. I’m on a business trip this week and thought I’d take it with me to use in my hotel room. Friday (today) came and I had to check out of the hotel, spend the day with the company hosting me, and then fly home. I arrived at the company building and sat down at a table in the open space with my big luggage next to me and I remembered that I forgot to get a cable from it so I opened it in the middle of the open space. While I was looking for the cable, I put my hand on something that was vibrating. I froze, realizing what it was. I only have a limited amount of time before anyone starts to wonder what that sound is, his “phone” is vibrating so loudly and in such a strange pattern. I can’t even pretend this is my razor, what razor goes “vvv vvv vvv VVVVVV” over and over again? The damn thing is in my dirty laundry bag somewhere. I put my hand there, found it, found the button, turned it off. puff! I closed my luggage and returned to my seat. Now I hear a faint sound. I spent the morning asking myself if this thing would reboot itself, or if my ears were just playing tricks on me. I challenge anyone in this situation to get anything done! I left for the airport around mid-afternoon and was finally able to check in before dropping off my luggage. The matter is closed. Maybe the battery is dead, who knows.

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