Review: Tracy’s Dog Surreal Lipstick Vibrator

What a vibrant, beautiful vibe for $39! Read on for my Tracy’s Dog Surreal review!

Design | How to use | Packaging | Materials and care | My experience | Comprehensive

design

Tracy’s Dog Surreal is a lipstick bullet vibrator. I’ve reviewed dozens of bullet vibrators, but I was curious about this one because its entire construction (except for the buttons) is silicone and it comes with a clear, removable storage cover that slides over the body.

Honestly, I love the aesthetic. Very cute. There is a tapered tip so you can get precise accuracy. The handle is a comfortable, soft silicone wraparound cuff (built in). There is a single button control that makes things simple during use.

The entire body is silicone and it bends (which surprised me). It’s small and perfect for travel (especially with the plastic cover). Honestly, at first glance, you wouldn’t even tell it’s a vibrator, and it’s sitting in your makeup bag at home.

The shade is bright cherry red. I absolutely love red sex toys and this color is perfect.

How to use Tracy’s dog hyper reality

Tracy’s Dog Surreal can be controlled via a single button or app (Android | iOS)

Via button:

1. Press and hold the button for 3 seconds to power on.
2. Click the button to cycle through 3 stable states and 7 modes.
3. To turn it off, press and hold the button again for 3 seconds.

Via app:

You can also use Tracy’s Dog Surreal with the Monster Party app (Android | iOS). Using the app, you can connect to your surreal atmosphere via Bluetooth, control it, create patterns, download patterns, and connect over long distances. More information about this application is discussed in “My Experience” below.

Package

Tracy’s Dog Surreal comes in a beautifully illustrated pink and red box. The lid opens to reveal the Surreal and its charger inside. All in all, you’ll receive the Surreal, manual, safety instructions, support card, and charging cable.

Materials and care

Tracy’s Dog Surreal Is siliconewith a soft matte texture. This is an excellent material for sex toys as it is easy to clean, hygienic and hypoallergenic.

The packaging says it’s IPX7 waterproof, which usually means you can submerge it in water. However, the safety instructions clearly stated “Do not immerse product in water” so I was confused. I’d just consider this splashproof just to be on the safe side.

arrive cleandisconnect the charger. I just rinse it with warm soapy water and let it air dry before and after each use. Tracy’s dog also comes with a sex toy cleaner if you need it, but basic soap works just fine for me.

If you want to add lube (which I always recommend), try a water-based lube like this one. Avoid using silicone lubricants, which can damage the surface of any silicone toy.

arrive TOLLinsert the pin end of the charging cable into the faint hole marked DC near the bottom of the toy. Plug the power cord into your computer or USB wall adapter. The red light will flash while charging and will light up steadily when complete. It takes about 2 hours to fully charge and lasts about 75 minutes of use

My Surreal Experience with Tracy’s Dog

Tracy’s Dog Surreal is a decent vibrator, although it’s not without some flaws.

In fact, I had no trouble reaching intense orgasms thanks to its rumbling vibrations. The intensity is moderate, but the rumble is deep and the climax is very satisfying.

I love how travel friendly, quiet and easy to clean it is.

Storage lids are very convenient. I wish all vibrators came with caps like this. If I don’t have time to rinse the vibrator after use (not recommended, but it happens!), I can leave the lid on and wash the vibrator and lid. The cover keeps the stimulator head clean as it knocks around in my nightstand drawer. It’s much better than fabric drawstring bags, which (usually) leave some lint on your silicone toys.

While I found the atmosphere to satisfy Tracy’s Dog Surrealism requirements, it definitely has some shortcomings.

First, the curvature. Bullet vibrators with tapered tips are generally designed for firm, precise simulations. However, when I pressed harder, the vibrator moved away from my body because it was too curved. I could get a firmer stimulation if the body was stiff, but I’m confused why they made it curved. If you’re a die-hard adrenaline junkie like me, this might be a deal breaker for you

Secondly, the app…

I usually prefer using physical buttons anyway, but I downloaded the app to give it a try. It connects very easily and seems to have good range, which is great. The app is fairly intuitive, and some users will appreciate the ability to create and download custom vibration patterns.

But: there are microtransactions. You can buy gems, or you can buy VIP membership, which is a subscription. You can’t travel long distances without paying a per-minute fee, which would make the app extremely Expensive for long distance partners. I’ve never come across a microtransaction app in the sex toy space before, and I can understand why people would be completely put off by it. If you’re specifically looking for a product you can use to connect with others, this might be a deal breaker for you. In my opinion, this is the biggest drawback of this product.

Tracy’s Dog Surreal Review – General Thoughts

Tracy’s Dog Surrealism is a great product in many ways. I love the cute design, the storage lid is very convenient, and it’s a quiet, rumbling vibrator. However, I wish the silicone body was non-bendable as it would make it less secure for me to press it against my body. For me, the biggest drawback is the microtransaction app; if you plan on connecting with a long-distance partner, be prepared to pay by the minute.

You can pick out your very own Tracy Surreal Dog here! Why do I like Tracy’s dog? All of their products come with free standard shipping to the United States (but can also ship to Canada!) on orders over $60. They also ship with care.

See my Tracy’s Dog Surreal review breakdown below.

Last updated on October 12, 2024 by Miss Ruby