Calm Ambiances to Use at Home for the Holidays | Sex

‘Tis the season to deck the halls, be merry, and eat hearty home-cooked meals with family, right? Or maybe you’re spending the holidays with your chosen family, or braving travel restrictions in your area to spend the coldest time of year defiantly sunbathing.

But no matter what you have planned for the holiday season, chances are you’ll be enjoying some much-needed bonding time with friends and family, which can make those much-needed orgasms a little difficult, especially in a cramped space with thin walls that allow you to hear every word of your parents’ argument over who gets to carve the turkey or whether your uncle should be invited to stay for the week. Maybe you can hear every gasp and moan coming from the room down the hall where your newlywed brother and his wife are “sleeping.” There’s good news, though: You don’t have to join the chorus just to get yours. You can go down without the whole house hearing your vibrator.

Do we have the perfect Christmas gift for you? Yes, we do. I’m talking about silent vibes that you can use discreetly, anywhere, anytime, with or without a partner. You can even charge them via USB by plugging them into your laptop if there’s no outlet in that crappy spare bedroom. The following Bellesa vibes are super quiet, discreet, and totally worth it.

THE Dawn is cute, attractive, seductive. And it is designed for perfect clitoral and G-spot love. It only has one button, making it very beginner-friendly, so this one is for beginners and experts alike. Consider this baby your trusty provider of thigh-shaking orgasms. It has 7 vibration modes and a 6-inch insertable length. Bonus: its LED light bar associates each vibration pattern with a different color, almost like a mood ring.

THE Goddess is, of course, a toy of divine proportions, as its name suggests. It has goddess curves and 7 settings of soft, heavenly vibrations with matching lighting colors. Its dual-action rabbit vibrations will hit your G-spot and clitoris simultaneously, and just right. It’s time to experience the blended orgasm of your dreams. Just say you’re ready.

THE DEA is expertly designed to activate G-spot and clitoral stimulation up to 10 — this naughty girl skimps on Nothing. The Dea is the bold baby of blended orgasms, with ergonomically rounded surfaces to boot. One button, dual stimulation, what more could you ask for? It also looks like a playful flame and is sure to ignite your inner fire, right?

THE Gaia is a scintillatingly simple yet surprisingly versatile toy. It features a powerful vibrating head for mind-blowing clitoral stimulation, a curved tip for those G-spot orgasms, And a wider base that is great for anal/prostate play. While you might think you need a different toy for every type of big O, I’m here to tell you that the Gaia does everything it does with great skill.

THE Half baguette is one of the highest quality wand vibrators on the market… and it also happens to be the smallest and quietest (think, silent). This life-changing toy is easily concealed in a compact, discreet (and adorable) case that blends in discreetly with all your accessories. Designed with total inclusivity in mind, this toy is suitable for all body types, and its flexible neck allows you to achieve the precise angle or pressure level you’re looking for, without a hitch. Plus: it has 8 vibration modes, without the annoying patterns!

THE Pebble has made orgasm easier and more accessible than ever. Its cutting-edge pressure wave technology gently sucks and caresses your clitoris, with simultaneous vibrations that perfectly complement the suction. Both functions are controlled by separate buttons so you can take your pick. The Pebble not only looks cute in its discreet 3.5-inch carrying case, but its ergonomic design lets you line up your finger with the length of the toy so it feels like an extension of your body. With 5 vibration modes, 5 suction intensities, and a generally whisper-quiet demeanor, you’re more than ready for any holiday trip.

THE Luvli Ditto is the most comfortable and flexible portable couple vibrator. Let yourself be guided in a second. This advanced toy was designed as a way to increase the pleasure of both partners while remaining securely in place. Its widest end remains outside for maximum sensations clitoral stimulation, while the thinner end penetrates inside, along with your partner’s cock (or another toy), for some seriously wild G-spot action. A single button controls all 11 vibration modes (count ’em). If you prefer the convenience of a wireless remote, be sure to check out the Luvli Ditto 2.

Bottom line: Whether you’re playing solo or having fun with a partner, the toys mentioned above are the perfect addition to any trip home for the holidays, and really, any trip in general. Because getting yours should be unconditional. <3