Paris, the city of lights… the city of love… and the host of the Olympic Games in 2024. It’s time to buck up and set a personal best with your toys, which come second so you can cum first.
The Olympics is an international event that tests the strength, stamina and endurance of athletes. While the athletes are busy sprinting and swimming, we can imagine the various competitions taking place in the Olympic Village.
Let’s be honest, with all those fit, adrenaline-filled bodies, it’s bound to be a hotbed of hormones once the games are over. Apparently, the sex lives of Olympic athletes have been a big deal at past Summer Olympics.
So we’ve picked out a few standout newcomers who might just win gold in a completely different type of competition…
Happiness on the balance beam
Show the judges how you can move and strike a pose that takes your breath away.
As the first step to building a dynamic Olympic dream team, Poser rivals the best floor exercises in balancing excitement and style. This posable bunny can strike and hold poses so you can focus on winning the gold medal.
Erotic Equestrianism
Get ready to excel in the competition by wearing a stylish riding whip that performs well in dressage competitions.
With glittering crystals studded on the handle, the Bondara Luxe Glamour whip is the perfect marriage of form and function, giving you a thrill of victory with every swing.
Plus, if you’re short of a mount, you can give your mount a ponytail hood to make it the prettiest pony in the show.
Soaring butt-letics
Reach new heights of anal ecstasy and prove you can jump over the pole.
It takes training to steer the B-Ass-Illisk beast, but once you’re committed, it’ll be an exhilarating experience as you explore the depths. This 24.5-inch scaly beast is a champion’s choice.
Butterfly stroke feeling
Get yourself into a freestyle frenzy and share a couples vibrator with your teammates.
The Butterfly Stroke features the throbbing stimulation of a butterfly vibrator, gracefully combining power and speed to release waves of satisfaction.
Furthermore, with the remote control and the wearer’s body fixed, your hands are free to perform the breaststroke.
Passion in fencing
Thrust, push back, go all out! Slamalot is a double-ended dildo that will give your partner the bang they want, every time.
Very suitable for kinky defeatPlay around with this alluring saber from our Monster series that comes in a variety of textures. It’s the ultimate match between you and your desires!
On alert!
The climax of the game…
You’ve got the gear, now go out and add some more notches to your Nikes (or bedposts).
Check out more Olympic hopefuls on our Latest News page and find more partners for victory laps.
Leave your sports sex stories in the comments below and share how you will celebrate Team GB winning gold.