9 Easy Costumes for the Halloween Procrastinator | Sex Toys

Halloween weekend is right around the corner, which means there’s no more time to put off making a costume… Don’t worry, sweeties! Here are 8 easy DIY Halloween costumes that are 2023-approved, upcycled, or repurposed in a pinch. No basic witches (seriously, do people still make that costume?) or ghosts on sheets, these costumes definitely give the illusion of a well-thought-out plan.

1. Barbie

The great thing about Greta Gerwig’s Barbieland is that now anyone can be a Barbie—no blonde wig required! While we’re bound to see some straight-out-of-the-WB cowgirl and rollerblade Barbie costumes, this one is so easy to make yourself. Put on your prettiest pink outfit and say “Hi Barbie” to the 100+ other Barbies you’re bound to see.
Pregnancy-friendly variation: Midge.
Couples variation: bring your Ken. Of course!

2. Ariana Grande and SpongeBob SquarePants

This is THE couple costume of the year. I won’t elaborate further.

3. The Biebers

As much as I love the idea of ​​Ari and SpongeBob for my own amusement, this is the couples costume of the year. It’s for all the glam girls with boyfriends who own Crocs (I get it, they’re back in style). Go all out, and let him do whatever he wants… This is by no means an original costume, so be prepared to see a few, but it’s an easy one that lets you look super hot, which is reason enough to give it a 10/10.

4. The bear

For the gentlemen looking for a low-effort, high-impact costume (or for the girlfriends who want a night of passionate roleplay with a Wish version of JAW), this costume is super easy to make! A white t-shirt, a navy apron, a few hand-drawn tattoos, and some messy hair is all it takes. Yes, Chief!

5. Wednesday Addams

While Jenna Ortega has made her a pop culture icon of 2023, Wednesday (and the entire Addams Family) has been serving up Halloween since 1964, so this one is a no-brainer. If you’re like me and have a closet full of black (and at least one white collared shirt), then this costume is super easy to pull together at the last minute! All you need is a few braids and Wednesday’s signature scowl. Now go practice your killer dance moves!

6. Ariana Madix

It’s literally just a reason to look sexy and we’re here for it! Normally, a hot red dress wouldn’t make for a Halloween costume (unless you’re dressing up as Jessica Rabbit), but this dress was a more than iconic moment in the cultural reset that was Scandoval. Also, is it just me or is she slightly channeling AirVibe? 👀

7. Elvis and Priscilla

If you’re looking to reuse a costume from last year, now’s the time to do it, because Elvis is back on the silver screen. That’s right, your Elvis & Priscilla couple costume is still in style! Ladies, start styling your hair. Guys, start working on that southern accent… Lord knows Austin Butler is still rocking it, so why not you?

8. Taylor Swift’s eras

The Eras tour was the craziest thing of the year, so you really can’t go wrong with this one. Whether you’re wearing your dream outfit to the concert you’ll never get tickets to, or you’re one of the few among us walking in the light and want to reuse your concert outfit (probably an exact, intricately hand-embellished, couture-quality replica), a nod to one of the eras will do the trick.
Side note: If you choose to dress up as TS herself, offbeat dancing is a non-negotiable element of the costume… I don’t make the rules.

9. Kravis 2.0

This costume is for all the moms-to-be out there, if you’re expecting, then this costume is an absolute must-have! Last year it was Kourt and Trav: the newlyweds, this year it’s Kourt and Trav: the parents-to-be. Love ’em or hate ’em, these two have reigned supreme when it comes to meme-worthy (and costume-worthy) moments over the past few years. And let’s be real, it wouldn’t be Halloween without someone dressed as a Kardashian.

Happy Halloween my darlings! 🎃