7 Personal Lubricant Dispensers – Reviewed From Cheap to High-End

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I know what you are thinking…

Isn’t this bottle already a dispenser?

Yes. It is.

But there are products on the market that can help make things a little cleaner or more convenient. Here are the products that cover a wide range of categories — from “yeah, I can buy this” to “huh?”

Lubricating oil lamp

This is a patented design sold under the SheVibe banner – its main feature is the LED light that helps you see what you’re doing during sex if it’s dark around you.

On one hand, I understand. I’ve been in situations where I’ve fiddled with my bottle blindly and it’s slipped from my hands. So, the lighting and textured sides make sense.

The main thing I’m wondering about is the 8,500 minute (8.5 hour) battery life. When it’s gone, can I just replace the battery? Or do I just throw it away? It’s pretty cheap as far as these things go, so I’m worried it’s the latter (then I’ll just try to save some plastic and leave the bedroom light on.

Automatic liquid dispenser

The product is advertised as not being used to hold lubricant, but it does appear in recommended searches. I looked closer and saw that it can also be used to hold lotions, hand sanitizer, etc. I don’t see any reason why it couldn’t hold lubricant for sex. You can also control the amount of lubricant by how long you hold your hand next to the sensor.

It’s a bit more expensive, but still cheaper than the high-end automatic version.

Wet lubricant dispenser

It feels a bit gimmicky – like something you’d buy from a novelty store or as a bachelorette party gift. I mean, it certainly looks like it does what you need (press a button to get lube), but I’m not sure how it’s better than a bottle. Maybe it would make a good gag gift, though.

The real light

The other is a “lotion” dispenser – also ConAir, so more trustworthy. But what I like is that it heats the liquid inside. I wonder how it compares to lube – because we all know that cold liquids shudder when they touch hot skin (pleasant to some, unpleasant to others).

It’s totally affordable (mostly because it’s a pump, not an automatic), so if you want to test drive it, I recommend using a water-based lubricant. That way, if it doesn’t work, you can wash it out and use it for the advertised purpose.

Oil bottle heater

The pumping and heating action is stronger. I’m using this as an example of why it’s important to read user reviews. It looks like a quality product, but many people complain about its heating capabilities and the cheapness of the materials/construction. Also, it seems to drip and ooze any liquid you put in it.

Touch

Now we’re getting into luxury territory. The Touch is designed and marketed as a personal lubricant and massage oil dispenser that heats up a 4-ounce container in about two minutes (which is pretty good). It also doesn’t slide around on a table, and (I assume) if there’s any dripping it just goes back into the lube portion.

I like the design – I’d probably buy it if I had the money.

pulse

The Pulse is probably one of the most expensive dispensers you can buy (as of this post).

The whole concept reminds me of those coffee pods you can find everywhere now. You take a small bottle of lube, insert it into the dispenser, let it heat up (if you want), and then the motion sensor dispenses it. The product details say it helps avoid any bacteria buildup in the machine.

My biggest issue? You can only use their bottles, and they are tiny. The dispenser comes with 4 bottles (6.7 ml each), and a refill pack of 6 capsules costs about $30. That’s about 40 ml total. It feels 1. wasteful and 2. expensive.

But, it’s all personal experience. Maybe some people will like it after watching it. That’s cool too.

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