5 reasons why it’s unrealistic

Sex in the movies

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being alive for 20 years, it’s that I hate the way screen media portrays real-life situations. They want to make you cry, make you feel, make you laugh – so to achieve that, they make real-life situations more dramatic than they actually are. So why is sex in movies so often so inaccurate?

Believe me, I love a good movie as much as the next girl, but sometimes I wish I could make it through a movie without nearly having a spontaneous epileptic seizure because my eyes rolled back (click here to learn how to get Perfect eye roll) But I think the biggest difference between movies and real life is the way sex is portrayed.

A few years ago, when I was 16, like many other teenagers, I was turned off by girls’ relationships in movies. They had passionate, impromptu sex, and their first times were (usually) not awkward. But now, I love the spasms, queefs, and failures of long-term relationships. Being able to laugh about past awkwardness is what makes sex so great, and I hope that’s reflected in movies.

So what does the movie not capture?

When was the last time you heard someone in a movie yell, “Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch, stop, I have a cramp”? …never, right?

There’s never a bad arm cramp in the movies where you need to rest for 5 minutes. You’ve been there, you’re trying your best to steer that Jopen Comet Wand, but your little arm won’t move. I think even rock I’ll get arm cramps after 5 minutes of using the Comet Wand, so don’t be too hard on yourself!

No movie has ever shown a vagina making sultry sounds or good old fashioned fart noises.

Sure, it doesn’t sound nice, but come on! It happens to even the best of us.

I’d probably still rather listen to 2 hours and 5 minutes of continuous queefing noises than watch the movie “Valentine’s Day” again, that’s for sure.

Lately, correct me if it’s just me, but my partner and I have been making weird body noises. I’ll picture it for you like this…missionary position, you’re sweaty/lubed up, armpits crossed = fart noises. Or, sweaty, missionary position, breast to breast = fart noises.

Lesbian sex is rarely shown in movies, but it really kills me when they show an actual lesbian scene that isn’t for the male gaze, but bodies making weird fart noises. Sorry, boys! It’s not all pillow fights and hot chicks making out.

Whether it’s the horrible dripping of cum or she squirts, I’ve never seen a couple in a movie who had to change the sheets before going to bed. They ejaculate (usually at the same time), sigh, and then cuddle with each other all night.

• Shower sex is always amazing

It was passionate, sexy, impromptu… No. I was clumsy and there was a good chance I would slip and die. Shower sex. Unless you buy one of these from your local Oh Zone store, then maybe you’ll be fine!

I enjoy a good movie as much as the next person, but can we please see some more awkward, gross-out sex scenes!

Why are common sex scenes omitted from movies?

Sex scenes in movies rarely include sex toys, despite their common presence in real life. This omission creates unrealistic portrayals of intimacy. Sex toys can enhance pleasure and are a normal part of many people’s sexual experience. By not showing them, movies miss an opportunity to reflect diverse sexualities. Including sex toys in movies could help normalize their use and reduce stigma.

It also allows for a more realistic presentation of sexual exploration. Filmmakers have a responsibility to portray sex realistically, including the presence of sex toys. Accurate portrayals can educate and inform audiences, promoting healthy sexual behaviors.

“Using sex toys in movies will help to tell stories more honestly and inclusively. It’s time for the film industry to catch up with real-life bedroom dynamics. Showcasing sex toys can help bridge the gap between fantasy and reality in movie sex scenes.”

Sex scenes in movies aren’t always shown incorrectly

There are films that accurately portray sex and realistically depict intimacy and relationships. These films challenge traditional portrayals by showing the multifaceted and realistic nature of sex.

“Blue is the warmest color”

The film explores a passionate relationship through raw, moving sex scenes. It captures the complexity of desire and love.

“Short Bus”

Sex Bus delves into a variety of sexual experiences, realistically depicting pleasure and vulnerability. It breaks taboos and showcases different sexual practices. Sex Sessions tells the story of a man with polio who hires a sex surrogate. It emphasizes the emotional and physical aspects of intimacy, describing sexual acts with tenderness and respect.

Call Me by Your Name

The film is about the deep connection between two men, and the sex scenes are intimate and natural. The film emphasizes emotional depth and sensuality. The animated film “Anomalisa” depicts sex in an awkward and realistic way, reflecting real-life experiences.

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This film by Gaspar Noé uses explicit scenes to depict a raw, uncensored view of a passionate relationship. It blurs the line between art and reality. These films stand out for their honest, realistic depictions of sex. They give audiences a deeper understanding of intimacy that breaks away from the typical Hollywood mold. By embracing authenticity, these films help tell more meaningful and relatable stories.

About the author: Chloe is Oh District Adult Life Center

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Jennifer is a marketer at Adultsmart! She takes a non-judgmental stance and believes that joy has no limit – if it feels good and right, why not?