4 Creative Ways to Get Lucky on St. Patrick’s Day While You’re Out

This pandemic is certainly not getting any better, and for many of us, the fast-approaching celebration of green beer, pots of gold and Irish traditions will be the second A day that can no longer be celebrated in pubs and on the streets as the patron saint of leprechauns intended. Let’s be realistic: putting on your “Kiss me, I’m Irish” or “Wanna be lucky?” t-shirt on Zoom doesn’t quite have the same effect.

While the reality may be harsh, it is important to remember that there is a rainbow of truths: vaccines are trickling in, slowly but surely; spring is getting closer every day; and there is are creative ways to breathe life, love and yes, chance in your St. Patrick’s Day jubilee, whatever form that may take.

If you need a little inspiration, your wish is my commandment:

1. Play with your toys, girls and boys

St. Patrick’s Day is all about play, mischief, and good cheer, so really, there’s no better time to dig into your toy box (or treat yourself to a few new fun gadgets – you say?) If you need to change things up, Vibrance is halfway between a ball and a traditional vibe, and contains a soothing purr for the soul. If you have a playmate, near or far, the Moxie We-Vibe is a wearable clitoral vibrator that can be controlled from anywhere with the tap of a screen. Get in touch with your sense of magic with the Charm Stardust Vibratormade of borosilicate glass so you can see its sparkling crystals and feel its lucky charms while exploring 7 lucky vibration modes. And, because horseshoes have long been considered a symbol of good luck, you might want to try my favorite, the Double Silicone Dildoa U-shaped charm with two unique tips designed to deliver mind-blowing double penetration for solo or couple play! Note: All toys mentioned above are also available in green, because parties are fun!

2. Try new sex positions and more

If you are lucky enough to have a romantic and/or sexual partner among you this P-day, I say drink up green beer or green tea in the comfort of your home, and try them Sex Positions for St. Patrick’s Day for size. “Lucky charm” requires a remote control toy like this one. You can also try “over the rainbow” to add some light bondage and teasing to your session, or the “shamrock shake” for a delicious dose of border and orgasm control. If you really want to spice things up, why not buy some new lingerie too, preferably something green and obscene—or really, whatever you feel good in. You could even dress up as sexy elf—whatever you like, I say. #YOLO all the way.

3. Sex video killed radio star

It may not have been the case last St. Patrick’s Day, but this time around, we’re all pros at Zoom, Skype, Google Video, and the 800+ other video conferencing technologies. That means if what you’re really missing is the ability to pick up a cute random guy or girl at a bar after they accidentally soak your shirt with (you guessed it, green beer), don’t worry. The good news is, you don’t have to be in a committed relationship to have a sexy cyber session with Mr. (or Ms.!) I Don’t Know. In fact, it may even be safer/less inhibiting to communicate with the I Don’t Knows of the world from the comfort of your home computer. There are plenty of ways to meet and connect with potential romantic or sexual connections—I’m sure I don’t need to name them all. Tinder is as good a place as any to start. Make sure you both want the same thing out of a St. Patrick’s Day date, of course, so no one gets taken advantage of (in a negative way). Then, once you’ve found your partner, the pot of gold is the limit. You don’t have to see this person again if you don’t want to, so you can even unleash your wild side, do a striptease, show him how you play with your beautiful self and get him to do the same. Worst (best?) case scenario, you fall in love and have an extra-grand story to tell your grandchildren.

4. Adopt a self-love ritual

If, despite your best efforts, you are feeling terribly lonely or unlucky, you would do well to take advantage of this St. Patrick’s Day to work on yourself and give your spiritual energy a healing boost. The Healing Rainbow is a visual healing tool used to help relieve spiritual, physical, mental, and emotional pain through the power of color and positive affirmation. Easily create your own by getting creative with construction paper, a glue stick, and a pen. Once you have your rainbow, simply write each rainbow affirmation on its corresponding color. Repeat them out loud at least once a day to help dissipate stress or anxiety while focusing on the corresponding color. Option #2: Become a witch. Try this soak in self lovea bathing ritual to awaken self-love, clarity and compassion. There is no better time than St. Patrick’s Day to honor the arrival of spring and the spring In by literally immersing yourself in positive vibrations. You don’t need to have every oil, herb, stone, and salt listed; intention is the most important ingredient! Don’t be afraid to be creative.

Bottom line: The whole world is waiting with bated breath for our current limitations to fall away, leaving us freer and hopefully wiser. In the meantime, I think it’s important to make the most of every moment, to commemorate every occasion that calls to you. We are all sensual beings and we are all complex. May you find your four-leaf clover when you need it most.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2021 to all! There will never be another one. <3