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Are you naughty this Christmas? It’s time for punishment fun! Take the stress out of shopping on your sub, we offer three positions that will make you wish the bell never rings.
What should I do?
In order to truss your Christmas turkeys, they may need to be stretched out first to become tender. The goal is to have their forearms parallel to their calves and their legs spread like an eagle. If they can’t bring their knees up to their chest while lying down, try sitting in a straddle position (yes, like a teddy bear). Lift your ankles to restrain them, and then that’s it gently Put them on your back. Use whatever you’re comfortable with to tie them up, whether it’s bondage rope, tape or using a spreader bar – don’t forget to have a pair of bondage scissors for a quick release!
Since their legs are so wide and tall, their holes will be nice and perfect for fisting, and they’ll have no hindrance in watching your entire hand disappear into their guts. Remember to use your entire fist slowly and don’t skimp on the fist lube! Before a fight begins, wearing something like a butt plug can serve as a stretching warm-up, or giving a fister an orgasm or two can relax their muscles, making it easier to move from finger to fist.
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What should I do?
Inspired by electronic sex, this seated bondage position is easier to maintain than other positions. Start by asking the submissive to sit down as if they were going to sit cross-legged on the floor. Hold your ankles as close to your thighs as possible, which may sound familiar to you as a butterfly epilation site. When they feel comfortable, tie their legs with string or tape. Tying their arms behind their back is optional, and you can use handcuffs if they’re uncomfortable having their chest restrained.
This position spreads their thighs wider, so you’re not limited in your choice of sex toys, and you can even opt for a full-size vibrator like the Doxy. A wand in this position is magical. Not only is it great for forced orgasm play since your subwoofer can’t escape the stimulation, but the openness allows you to rest the wand head against a butt plug (preferably metal) to create serious internal vibrations.
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What should I do?
First, the receiving partner stands up with legs spread apart – you can even use a spreader bar here! If you are using handcuffs or restraints, tie their hands behind their back while they stand up. The recipient should then bend over, leaving enough room for vaginal or anal intercourse. For extra support, the giver can hold their hips or arms while pushing.
Krampus is famous for whipping mischievous revelers at Christmas, and no Krampus is complete without a whipper or cane! A cheeky spanking or spanking during sex gives the recipient a flood of endorphins, so there’s no reason to shy away from banging play. Even if the recipient’s back is turned to their partner, their nipples, clitoris, or penis don’t have to be left alone. Nipple clamps provide a pleasurable pinch that pulls on the nipple with every thrust, plus if you choose a clamp that attaches to the ball opening, it gives this bondage position a subtle seasonal reindeer vibe.
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