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Generally speaking, these games are not safe for prudes or those who use the word “down there” instead of pussy.
Adult board games (generally speaking) fall into two categories: party games for a good laugh and foreplay games for sex.
Side Note – If you want serious reviews from serious board gamers, go to boardgamegeek.com. If it exists, it’s probably in their database.
1. Exploding Kittens – NSFW Version
Exploding Kittens “is a card game for people who like kittens, explosions, boob wizards, and sometimes butts.” It’s also the most backed project on Kickstarter. Think Russian roulette, but with cards and inappropriately.
If you combine it with other decks (of which there are many), the group can be quite large.
Spiciness level = Dirty party fun with horny friends
2. Insert dirty name OPOLY
I didn’t add any links because there are Some different versions – Sexopoly, Lovers-opoly, XXX-opoly, etc. Some look promising; some look just as bad as those cheesy porn out there. If you’re interested in adding it to your game collection, be sure to read all the details and reviews first.
They all have one thing in common – if you don’t like the regular Monopoly game, then the sexy version probably won’t be fun for you either.
Spiciness level = A huge success or a huge failure
3. Bondage and teasing
An intimate board game for couples – one person plays the dominant role and the other plays the submissive role.
After reviewing the comments I came to this conclusion… Vanilla Couple Wanting to get a bit frisky, it involves a lot of role playing (so if you don’t like RP, this game isn’t for you) and you’ll need to look around your house for things to use for role playing or scenarios.
Good for playing a few times, but can get boring or repetitive after that.
Spiciness level = Great for beginners or docile librarians.
4. TASTEE’s teasing
It’s easy to confuse Tease & Tie with this game – both have a retro look. However, Tease is more sophisticated… and sexy.
It combines board game mechanics with drinking game concepts. It can be played by two people or up to six people. But remember, if you play with more than two people, you better like rocking out because you’ll be asked to do things like give oral sex or watch someone masturbate.
Oh, and it’s a really good idea to learn the game before you start drinking.
Spiciness level = Wow! It’s so hot!
5. Secret II
It’s a simple game using dice, a timer, and cards, where the actions range from slight movements to physical ones like “suck me through my panties.”
This is another game that is best suited for beginners, casual couples, people who want to rekindle their passion, or very free-spirited working teams. Some customers complain that the timer is too cheap and the difference between the price tag and the quality of the materials is too big. But it is still worth looking into.
Spiciness level = Add a little Tabasco sauce
6. Dirty Minds
This is one of the most well-known “adult” board games out there. It’s different from the other games on this list because while the clues are dirty, the answers are innocent. There’s no BDSM role-play or sex, just “dirty minds” coming together for a good laugh.
This is a cheap “play a few times and give up/throw it away” game because once you know the cards, you can’t play it.
Spiciness level = This is a great game to play with your timid friends because they think the word “fart” is funny.
7. Freedom of Expression
Get a card and have your team guess the word while adhering to restrictions like “you can’t act it out.” This game falls into the “adult” board game category because of words like “nipple ring” and “weed brownie.”
Spiciness = This is a mild but fun party game where you need to wear all your clothes.
8. Bedroom Battle
The game is not about winning directly, but about winning the sexual favor of your partner.
It’s a two-player, gender-neutral game (meaning anyone of any sexual orientation can play it). The card selection gives it acceptable replay value and a lot of flexibility. What’s the downside? Rounds can be pretty long for a sex game, the rules take a while to learn, and there’s not much of an element of strategy (if that’s your thing).
Still worth studying.
Spiciness level = Full of heat and possibility.
9. Sex Games
It’s simple… this game is for swingers or groups of friends who enjoy some sex (it starts out mild but gets steamy). It’s more for people who are sexually experienced – not for the shy or mediocre. Definitely a sex game for the sex-seeking sex-seekers.
Spiciness level = Oh, it’s so hot!
10. CAL EXOTICS’s Intimacy Challenge Game
This is an adult truth or dare game with poor marketing and execution. The game claims to be for “2 or more players”, but reviewers say the game mechanics are suitable for players aged 3+ – and sometimes the challenges and actions of the game are a bit childish.
Spiciness level = Thought it was ghost pepper, but it was just black pepper.
11. Sex! Kheper board game
For a board game that claims to be the world’s most popular, reviews have been mixed – one common denominator being “boring” (despite the promise of more than a million ways to win). In addition to being much harder to find, there’s also a “Sex! ” card game with the same name.
I would avoid this situation unless your relationship is so pedestrian that even taking each other’s clothes off would be a turn-on.
Side Note – Keppel There seem to be several other games for sale with the same theme, such as the Let’s F*ck! XXX sex game. I would read the reviews carefully though.
Spiciness level = Um.
12. Very naughty board games for adults
It “follows the classic board game format,” which means it’s similar to Monopoly. But thankfully, this game isn’t a cookie-cutter version with pornographic images, but instead features Risky or Frisky cards and other mechanics or challenges that reveal secrets.
Perfect for friends to get to know each other better and have a good laugh.
Spiciness level = A party person who is not too crazy but not too boring either.
13. Midnight Eruption
“Midnight Outburst is a party game that shouts out the top ten inappropriate things – a wild, raunchy and decidedly “adults only” version of the classic game. This description pretty much sums up the gameplay – get a card, read the topic, and then your friends shout out the answer.
If you want to play some party games that aren’t just focused on sex or busy and have lots of laughs, this is a great choice.
Spiciness = The amount that can be accommodated when wearing clothing.
14. What to draw?!
Here’s the product description… “Imagine if Pictionary and Cards Against Humanity went haywire with Charades and Candy Land, and you’ll know what’s in store for you”
This is another party game that looks fun enough. It’s also great for those who don’t want or need to take the dirty game too seriously.
Spiciness = This is great if your drawing skills are terrible and your friends are twisted.
15. Anxious Friend
If you liked Cards Against Humanity or Exploding Kittens, this might be the game for you.
These cards focus on a lot of “what if” situations, but it’s only hilarious or enjoyable if you’re with a group of friends you know will enjoy it. This means that anyone who’s squeamish, a killjoy, or shy is likely to dampen the fun level.
Critics also said that the replay value wasn’t great (which might be important to some).
Spiciness = If you’re with other perverts, the potential is huge.
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What other adult board games have you played that you know would be a hit? Please share in the comments (no product links please), just the name.