10 Vibrating Heart Eggs – Easter has never been so exciting

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Easter, spring, and fertility… so it’s only fitting that we celebrate some very special eggs – love eggs. Here are ten to choose from, all made from body-safe materials and in a wide range of prices. There’s even one just for men!

Lush 2

Lush by Lovense is a very powerful love egg – probably one of the most powerful love eggs on the market and a power queen’s dream. It has also been re-released 2^nd The new generation adds better features and solves previous problems – more convenient button placement, better antenna and larger motor, nearly silent when plugged in, etc. You can also connect and control it from any distance via Bluetooth or using a custom app. Perfect for long-distance couples or those who like to play discreetly in public.

Fifty Shades of Grey

There are a lot of things going for the Fifty Shades of Grey Love Egg – USB charging, silicone cord (the best option if you need a cord that’s easily accessible), 25-foot range, body-safe, and you can charge both parts at once. However, if you’re on a budget, this is a high-end toy that you might want to save for a birthday or Christmas.

TENGA Eggs

OK, OK. Yes, I know these don’t vibrate, but they are the only “egg toys” that are suitable for men.

If you haven’t heard of them before, welcome to a whole new world of cheap masturbation. These covers come in a variety of textures that will make your toes curl. They can also be purchased individually or in packs (you can even buy random variety packs if you don’t know what you want). However, keep in mind that they are only meant to be used once or twice.

Basic Love Egg

The name is fitting, because you really can’t get more basic than this Lovehoney model. It’s super cheap (so it’s perfect if you’re just starting out with sex toys). The ABS plastic is body-safe, and the remote is battery-powered. It also has a 4.5/5 rating from over 1,100 users.

Mantrick Charge Egg

You’ll notice that a lot of the heart eggs have the same design, and that’s okay. You just have to find the one that works best for you. Mantric is a more affordable version of Fifty Shades of Grey (especially if it’s on sale), and has a ton of features to keep you busy.

Our atmosphere is swinging

Jive is one of Lush’s competitors. They have similar strengths, weaknesses, and price ranges – although I’ve seen some comparison videos on motor strength. But I think it’s just a matter of personal preference. If you’re curious but unconvinced, try going to a store that sells them and seeing them in person.

ANN SUMMER’s Love Eggs

This is a reasonably priced remote control egg that is made of body-safe materials (including the power cord, which is important). I’ve always wondered why they put a keychain attachment on it, but I guess it’s for public play. Just be sure to test the noise level when it’s inside you before leaving the house.

Sweetheart Rosa

This toy has a lot of good things going for it, but I think the power button is on the actual egg (which makes it a bit of a hassle to turn on and off). Still, as far as love eggs go, it’s pretty affordable.

Bala Love Egg

This is another Rose product (similar to the previous toy). The textured ring on the egg-shaped toy makes me wonder if it’s to catch lubricant, keep it inside, or increase pleasure (or all of the above). The remote control is cute, too. The price is the same as the “Sweetie”, so it comes down to personal preference.

Golden Crybaby

I haven’t tried this one yet, but the egg shape and remote design are unique – not to mention the fact that it’s a different colour than the usual black and pink. It’s labelled as being for “them”, but please don’t stick anything up your butt, as it’s totally unsuitable for doing so.

Obviously, there are many more options, these are just fun (and safe) highlights. Explore, do your research, and have fun with whatever bulbs excite you.

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