10 St. Patrick’s Day Sex Toys – Go Lucky Green

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In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, here are some green-themed sex toys—no, not eco-friendly kinks (although that would be a great perk), but color Green. If you’re tired of the standard pink and black, here are some alternatives.

Side note: I haven’t tried these myself, but I’d at least try to make sure they’re body-safe and reasonably priced.

LIME ARIA Ecstasy Vibrator

Aria actually has an entire line of chartreuse sex toys (as well as other bright colors), so if this model isn’t to your taste, there are more options. This is a new brand to me, and I thought I’d give it a try. This one has multiple vibration levels, patterns, is waterproof, and only costs $30-40.

Color Bomb

These are among the cheapest sex toys you can buy, and since most are made from ABS plastic, you should be fine. They’re great for extra stimulation during sex, masturbation aids, and easy and discreet travel. Just remember, you get what you pay for, and that four dollar bullet won’t last you forever.

Joystick sailor comfort

Everything about this toy seems okay – the price, the vibrations, the batteries. They say it’s “unisex”, but don’t assume it’s an anal toy. It doesn’t have a flared base, so it won’t feel secure during anal sex. I especially like it because it has textured sides.

Spanking Masturbator

For men only!

This is a different type of masturbator and I’m a bit torn. On one hand, it has a cool design and has swappable inserts to suit different textures. But the only details I could find were about the outer handle (ABS plastic). The inserts are another matter and I couldn’t find a clear answer. Buy it at your own discretion.

Rampant Rabbit Vibrator

Ann Summer’s toy, with multiple speeds and modes. The base is larger and ridged, which means there’s better room for a more powerful vibrator (hopefully). It’s a little pricey, but not as expensive as the deluxe models. I especially like the way the dildo bends for the G-spot and the angle of the outer part. Looks promising.

Pleasure Pills

I was surprised, Doc Johnson’s toys are usually made of porous materials or jelly, but this one is made of silicone (I’d still do a burn test first if I were you). It should be flexible enough as far as the cock ring goes, and the ABS plastic bullet vibrator will give her some pleasure too. Might do the trick.

Little Paul by FUN FACTORY

Little Paul is a cute little green bug with a happy smile on his face. In addition to being cute, his G-spot curve is also beautiful, it is made of safe materials and is very affordable. Bring him home and let him help you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day!

Head of CAL EXOTICS

Do any of you remember Sue Johnson? She was a great sex ed teacher. Well, I guess she reviewed this toy because her name and face are plastered all over it. It’s a straight-up rubber masturbator sleeve.

NS NOVELTIES Glass stopper

Normally I’m against anything labeled “novelty,” but it’s made of borosilicate glass, has a tapered neck, but is wide enough that it doesn’t risk breaking. It also has a flared base, which is perfect (though it might not be wide enough if you’re really into anal sex). It looks like a solid butt plug.

LUST L5 Silicone Massager

This massager reminds me of the LEAF product (but it’s not). It has all the “goodies”, including USB charging. The outer lips look interesting, too. But keep in mind that the reviews are mixed. Which means it may or may not be right for you. It’s also priced at nearly $100, so do your research first.

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