10 Homemade Sex Machines and the People Who Invented Them

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The truth is, there are a lot of issues surrounding homemade sex machines, the biggest of which is…

“How can I make my own?”

Short answer – You shouldn’t. But if you have a solid understanding of mechanics and other technical aspects, it might be possible. After all, these ten guys did it. Learn what they did and what motivated them to do it.

Dan and Jan Siechert with The Monkey Rocker – BAKERSFIELD, Calif.

and: “I wanted to create a machine that people would actually want to use for themselves, one that would appeal to both women and men, one that was quiet, convenient, discreet, high-end and attractive. Something good that women wouldn’t be afraid to try.”

Dan actually has a really good insight into this product.

Customers generally want a good powerband, even for a homemade sex machine, but don’t want any noticeable high-rpm noise. Interestingly, the sex machine frame is the easiest to build. The trickiest part is the engine, and how to make it not sound like a 747 engine.

Dwayne Backus – Emmett, Idaho.

Dwayne: “The reason this machine is called ‘Two Tango’ is because it takes two people to use it. It was important for me to be clear about that when I was creating this machine. It takes two people.”

“I thought, why not turn the bike frame over? [sic] I already had some bike frames and cranksets. I just laid out the parts on a table and it looked like they would assemble. After I got it up and running, gosh, it took me a year to find someone to field test it. I didn’t have a stable or regular partner.”

What Dwayne said is true.

As someone who has tested both commercial and prototype sex machines, it’s very difficult to find someone brave enough to try one. If it’s just something you control with your own hand strength, then finding volunteers is never a problem. But once horsepower is involved, it becomes much more difficult.

Eric – In his garage

“… I wondered if I built a real sex machine and had sex with her while she gave me oral sex, or whatever, how real that would look. So one day I went to the garage and started tinkering and eventually put together our first machine. It was powered by a power drill.”

This type of product has a name – “Drilldos”

I tried using a reciprocating saw — without a blade, if you’re asking — but it sawed with a lot of force!

Lou, from the Sex Machine Members Forum:

Lou: “I had a vision in my mind – it was set in the future. This world was dominated by women. There were a few men, but most were sick. I saw a place where women could go to have fun. It was safe, there was no disease, and they could stay there as long as they wanted until they were satisfied.”

I appreciate the innovation of a homemade sex machine. I also hope this is just a first stage prototype. It doesn’t look like it will weigh anything significant.

Rick and Christy Van Til

Christie: “When we opened the store and put up the sign saying ‘Unique Sex Toys, Free Trials,’ Rick and I agreed that I would do the trials for men and he would do the trials for women. We would be polite and professional and always courteous.

“The first guy I fucked was a stoned drunk! I showed him the Fucksall (a reciprocating chainsaw with a dildo attached to the end) and he kept asking me to touch him. I stuck the dildo up his ass and he was so gross and he wanted me to touch him.”

In my opinion, this is a slippery slope for customer service – both figuratively and literally. I understand the appeal of a demonstration, but it’s not surprising that it would attract people who want a free cum shot. However, there are places that rent out sex machines (cleaned of course) and the person who brings it gives a verbal demonstration of how to use it properly… and then they leave.

Marlon Rodgers — Austin, Texas. The Simplicity of Homemade Sex Machines

Malone: “I can’t remember how I first stumbled upon a sex machine, but after seeing it, I got the opinion of a woman who was open and articulate, telling me about the range of features she would like to see in a state-of-the-art erotic device.

“I had this woman come over and test the machine I built. It takes a while to get a woman into the mental state and be able to articulate what they want, but we took the time to let her explain and then adjusted the machine accordingly.”

User feedback is crucial!

It’s awesome that he did this. Sounds like he really cares about doing something worthwhile. The adjustability aspect looks interesting too.

Destruction and Tuesday – Portland, Oregon.

ruins: “For me, Holy Fuck is something I made with my own hands. Like sex, I don’t really enjoy orgasms. I get to take it out for a spin on Tuesday, but that’s it. I’m not lending my rake to anyone to use in the yard. A lot of people make me sick. I’m very picky about who gets to use this thing.

“I really don’t know what we’re going to do with this machine right now. Halloween is coming up. I was originally thinking of putting a ghost on the end of the machine and putting it out in front of the house for trick-or-treating kids to play with.”

Hey, there’s always room for a holiday-themed homemade sex machine! I love this one. Very cute.

The Chicken Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada.

Executive Director, Nirvana:

“The Thrill Hammer is a 450-pound vibrator that vibrates at up to 6,500 rpm and spins at 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist’s chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and lighting system.

After inventor Allen Stein installed it in a room at the ranch, Nirvana wasn’t sure.

I was concerned about the chair. I didn’t think it would fit. The look of the whole machine was a little inconsistent with the Chicken Ranch style. And then there was the noise – the vibration mechanism was so loud that you could hear this chainsaw sound throughout the living room.

We can’t have customers hearing this while they’re waiting in line.”

Dan and Jan Siechert unveil more homemade sex machines

simple: “It doesn’t surprise me that Dan came up with this idea. We’re not a particularly sex-obsessed couple, but we’re just as normal and driven as anyone else. Dan’s a man. I mean, I think he can’t help but think about these things, sex, machinery, craftsmanship, whatever. Men are wired to think that way.“

Eric Wilson of The Love Locker, Inc, Lancaster, Ohio.

Eric: “I know [my wife] I had fantasized about being with two men, but we weren’t ready. I stumbled across a mannequin and thought it might be nice to bring into our bedroom. I had the mannequin put on jeans and a work shirt and then put a dildo on him.

“WWell, my wife and I were having sex with this man, this mannequin. It really turned her on. I mean, she was turned on… but not completely.”

It’s the thought that counts! If this man is willing to go to such lengths to help his wife fulfill her fantasy while still sticking to his own boundaries, then he’s awesome!

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