10 Crazy Sex Toys You’ll Never Forget

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Trust me, there’s a lot of weird stuff out there – especially in the world of crazy sex toys: Baby Jesus butt plugs, bacon lube or condoms, HotDoll, Kaylani’s foot fetish, to name a few. So, either you’re on a coffee break, you want to scare your friends, or you just need a giggle.

Anyway…enjoy!

1. Lustful Zombie – We are not looking for brains

From Fleshlight Warming deadly fauna (fittingly located in its “freak” section), this pussy-in-a-cup collection offers not only jagged teeth for your dick to slide through, but also rotting zombie pussies for you to frolic with.

We’re not sure how much antibacterial toy cleaners would help with the undead plague, though. Not your cup of tea? No problem, they have Reaper and Predator The same goes for options.

2. Mad Scientist – Add a little science to your sex toys

Weird or not, Clone-A-Willy sure looks like a lot of fun. Put the “test tube” into a mold, add silicone, put in a vibrator, and Lookwhich is an exact replica of his penis.

This is a good option if you want to keep a piece of your partner (in a non-creepy way). For best results, follow the cloning instructions. careful – Be very particular about not letting your ding dong touch the sides of the mold.

3. Nightmare on Sex Street Wes Craven would be proud

For those who have not received the precepts, paw It sounds like something out of a torture chamber – and it probably is. From mild tickling to painful scratching, this simple tool can cause a lot of damage, as well as a lot of pleasure. We all know someone who completely melts when their back is scratched.

Looking for some costume ideas? Grab one on each finger and throw on a striped sweater and fedora—you’ll instantly be transformed into sexy Freddy Krueger.

4. Oral Vampire I want to suck your…

Another sex-in-a-can option is the Fleshlight. Gansuku Offering intimidating silicone “fangs” that go straight to the love lane. Sure, it’s not for the faint of heart or those with weak penises, but anything is better than the pale, shiny Twilight dildo we found in our search.

Not enough blood? Use a fake hymen (we wish the Halloween gods would tell us we were just kidding, but no, they really exist.)

Want a masturbator that won’t scare you?

You’ll love Max 2’s INTENSE vibrator and contraction function with suction control!

5. Alien Attack – We are here to find strange life

It’s old fashioned, but in a good way. No list of crazy sex toys would be complete without them. Area 51 Love Dollavailable on Amazon under the Sexual Health category.

“Now you can experience what humans have been fantasizing about for decades…having incredible sex with an alien! Its pussy shaped mouth, 3 soft breasts, suction cup fingers and ass shaped ears make it the most perverted love slave in the galaxy.” [sic]

Plus Japanese Love Slime You’ll have a night to remember… or forget about it. Our favorite part is the free alien lube. Please tell me it glows in the dark. If so, take my money now.

6. MLP Inflatable Doll – If cartoons aren’t enough

Yes, we have another blow-up doll and this one shouldn’t surprise you.

With the My Little Pony craze over the past few years, Internet Rule 34 has rebooted this classic toy… and the sex toys that go with it. Oh, and it’s huge! I guess the Chinese manufacturers wanted something the size of a real horse?

7. Tentacle Monster – Wet places are better

Not surprisingly Dragon Land on our Crazy Sex Toys site. These extreme dildo manufacturers offer Halloween-inspired designs year-round. Throughout the site is a collection of werewolves, demons, and other mythical creature appendages that you can use to fulfill your dirtiest dreams. In our explorations, we stumbled upon a gem.

Straight from a porn comic, tentacle The dildo comes with a suction cup and comes in three sizes: Baby octopuses, standard monsters, and “OMG, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”

8. Nude Cup – Japanese noodle cup for easy noodle eating

The contents of this quick snack aren’t meant for human consumption — then again, neither are the real versions. However, I have to give a shout-out to Japan, which does sex toys best — making them weird… or look like something else… or both.

This knockoff may look like the Cup O’Noddle we all know and “love,” but inside is a masturbation ring and a free pack of lube. This is a one-time deal, so be sure to throw it in the trash when you’re done… just don’t let your roommates find it.

9. Scorpion Vibrator – Is it so painful?

Considering we already have tentacles, it shouldn’t be that difficult to imagine arachnids.

At least these fantasy animal appendages look more cartoon-like, though. The Fatal Orgasm Scorpion Vibrator looks too real (for this type of toy). Still, maybe someone will like it. Goths? Animal lovers? Hardcore penny-pinching thriller fans?

The material also looks like TPE, so be careful when cleaning this porous material.

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10. Frankenstein’s Foot – No time to feed the whole monster

It’s not that hybrid body toys are anything new (there are toys on the market that have breasts, penises, vaginas, and anuses all stuffed into one evil hunk of silicon), but the makers of these toys Need it Clearly an attempt was made to create a toy with amazing detail, even down to the French manicure on the toenails.

This foot fetishist’s dream toy costs a whopping $249! … for the left foot only. Still, it’s a lot cheaper than legal fees and jail time if you try to make your own real version.

Not crazy enough for you? There’s always Happy periscope or mr jack with beard; A toy for the truly…adventurous. Have fun.

Which of these toys would you play with? Share in the comments!