The poisonous “submarine” major tune has never been

First, they disappeared deep in the date.

Then, a few months later, they’re back in your DMS – like nothing happened.

Welcome to the annoying world of “fertilizer”, a toxic, repainted trend, and the sudden radio silence of your past is not a big deal.

“They want someone to talk to someone and make them feel good about themselves.” Gigi Engle, a certified sex coach and author of “All f*cking errors: Sex, Love and Life Guide,” has previously told men about health.

“It’s unlikely that this person actually cares about you.”

They are not rare either. Submarines – also known as “Zombie Daily” – are usually unexplained ghosts, just bringing Boomerang back into your life, like nothing wrong with it.

Think about it: “Hey, Stranger” six months after you cried at Uber’s home.

“People may choose to resurface for a number of reasons, but often this is out of insecurity or boredom,” Engel said.

Worse, they never acknowledge their disappearance behavior—no apology, no closure—just the creepy fantasy that hasn’t happened in the last few months of your life.

It’s not only flakes, but prehistoric, says Dr. Wendy Walsh, a psychology professor and relationship expert at Datingadvice.com.

“Evolutionally speaking, having ‘substitute teammates’ is a very common human mating strategy,” she told Purewow.

“Submarines often desire intimacy but are scared of the vulnerability they need,” she explained.

“A submarine wants to put someone on the burner behind so they can contact them later when they feel lonely.”

However, experts warn: Don’t bite people when they crumb.

Engel advises: “You’ve been sad for them for a while; just let them move on.”

“If someone is actually yours, they won’t go away.”

Join in to join a long list of weird and cruel dating behaviors, swimming in the age of apps – ghosts, love bombing, hoarse, croaking, and more recently, “shallow”.

As the post previously reported, “Shallow” sounds like a harmless beach activity, but it’s an ongoing sexual trend involving the “outside” fun of frolicking – yes, it’s as real as being haunted by your emotionally unavailable Ex.

Sexual health brand Lelo even listed it as one of the best sexual trends in 2024.

In fact, Indiana University and intimate location Omgyes conducted a survey of more than 4,000 women in 2021, which showed that nearly 84% of women found this form of intimate stimulation to increase fun.

Some are exploring shallow water, others are exploring diving, and many are using technology to browse both.

“Anyone who questions about sex and pleasure must get answers from trustworthy sources,” said Verena Singmann, a spokesperson for sex tenderer We-Vibe.

“Technology may be a useful tool when it comes to sex and pleasure, but AI is not always the one that we know best when it comes to sexual health and well-being.”

The most important thing is: treat them like a shipwreck when a former flame ghost suddenly reappears, just like they reboot.

They are not just “busy”.

They’re bored – experts say you should be better than becoming a Plan B for Wi-Fi.